What Grinds my gears archive B

[grr666]

Was rudely awakened at 07.30 by the people that trim the grass verges near my home with deafening petrol mowers.
Since I was awake, I went outside to move my van so they could get alongside it with the mower because if I don't
they don't mow that bit and I can't be arsed with the neighbours giving me the skunk eye because that bit of grass is still
long, just to find that the bastard would not start. The battery was down to 9.5v once I got it onto my smart charger so that
would be why. It's been on pulse charge all day and is now showing 13.1v which is a big improvement so hopefully by
the morning it will be back up to 13.4v. Then at 13.00 a bastard summons for council tax appeared through my
letterbox just to piss me off into a completely different realm and handing the £1495.91 over to those chiselling
cuunts made me vibrate with utter hate and rage. Suffice to say that the whole world can fvck right off and I hope
everybody dies.
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[MCN]

What's that shite the chavs/neds are plastering over the windscreens of their Chav/Ned-Mobiles?

Makes the window redish opaque. (From outside.)
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[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Today I have ground my own gears by being too frit to watch the end of an episode of Hannibal last night. WTF.

It was a bit spooky ... about a girl who already thinks she is dead and may be murdering people as a result - she was creeping about peeking in the fellow's window all mental late at night, which I just about coped with.

But then I stopped to make some coffee, and when I came back the music had gone all "woo-oo-oo".

So I got all nervous and went to bed and didn't watch the last ten minutes (well it was after midnight by then, and I was alone, daft old biddy )

But its light now, so I might watch the end of it and crack on with the next episode. Only three more to go to the end of the series.
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[stinkwheel]

Paid through the nose to have some exhaust parts delivered special delivery so I can have them today so I can fit my exhaust for going away next weekend.

Fucking posties done the stick a card through the door and run away thing.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Raffles]

[MCN]

I was in Glasgow this afternoon. Haircut and some shopping. On the way home I bought a sandwich, crisps and a bottle of Pepsi.
After the sandwich and crisps I had a definite drooth.
So opened the Pepsi and took a big slug.
Sweet as a Mofo.
Checks the ingredients:
Sugar and Sweeteners. Sweeteners ..

Fucki ng raging now. I specifically do not consume shit with Sweetener. Its disgusting.

I picked Pepsi normal, not diet not zero just normal. Bastirts put sweetener in a drink that already has Sugar as a main ingredient.
I think drinks makers are aff their fucking heids.

Acclufuckinsolamin and Sucralose. Need to google those bastirts to find out the cancer risk now.
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[stinkwheel]

[to v or not to v]

arseholes blocking off the footpath with their vehicles. several do it on my evening dog walking route forcing me to walk in the road
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[Easy-X]

[MCN]

[stinkwheel]

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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[recman]

[TbirdX]

When I'm bowling along a motorway, especially when I have the caravan on the back, and the cunt joining from the slip road somehow thinks it's down to me to adjust my speed to let him in.

Fucking knobs, first against the wall come the revolution.
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VFR800X - CFMoto 450MT - TTR250

[recman]

[Jmoan]

[WD Forte]

[MCN]

[stinkwheel]

The trouble is the 1901 recipe has no caffeine, so while it tastes right, it's hangover quenching properties are vasty reduced.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[hellkat]

I am the Queen of Faffing.

I'm convinced that the internet was only invented to bedevil me with time-wasting side issues such as choosing spring bulbs and watching videos on Linked-In about the Bike Shed MC.
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[MCN]

[Easy-X]

On behalf of the wife...

Message from local GP surgery: "Contraception for the over 40s!"

My wife had a hysterectomy some time ago How much effort would it be to filter these messages before adding insult to injury?
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Nobby the Bastard]

A plane has crashed resulting in the junction I need to go through in a couple of hours being blocked by the fire brigade.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

My next door neighbour (little old Sikh lady) is now officially doing my turret in, above and beyond any amount of delicious chapatti dinners she can feed me.

First it was the (my) drains that smelled - In fact she thinks its the drain further down the street "outside the blak-man house, bad!" but (of course) definitely not hers! ... so I got the landlord to call out some chaps who ran a pneumatic hose through and all they discovered was an old tennis ball that my dog had left in there (before he died five years ago) ... but nothing else of note.

... then it was my front gutters that were leaking (in a rainstorm, the day after her son had had guys up there fixing HER gutters, quelle surprise!) and cascading down the brickwork between her house and mine ... again I've called the landlord, and they are sending someone but not until the end of September. She's not happy about that either.

Now its that she can smell gas at (my house).

Yesterday she was rattling her walking stick on my windows, calling me over the fence and phoning me, all the whilst I was running out the door, late for a meeting in Chelsea. I'm not about to answer the door to her whilst I'm in a towel when I am running late and then hold a fucking conversation with her about her latest problem whilst dripping on my own front doormat and being ever later for work.

So this morning I knew I'd get an earful, and indeed: she told me about the gas, smell not come from her house oh no! ... I immediately rang the landlord who told me not to switch on any lights and they promptly send round the national emergency gas crew within half an hour. They checked her gas and my gas, no sign of any problem in either place.

I was pretty sure that was going to be the case, as the house haddn't blown up whilst I was away yesterday, and when myself and the girl upstairs got home, both of us cooked and showered with the boiler going full blast and no gas explosions occurred. None of us have died of carbon monoxide poisoning either, with our socially responsible landlord having installed appropriate equipment.

I wonder if maybe the old girl is smelling the wax melts that I burn after I've had a clear-out, instead of using traditional aerosol air freshener (which I hate) *shrug*

All I know is that she needs to stop sniffing my air

I've had liver and bacon twice this week, that ought to keep her from sniffing too strenuously for a day or two: cop a load of this, luv ...


/rant
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[MCN]

I ordered some shite from amazon and ebay yesterday.

I got an email today from amazon to inform me that an item is dispatched and out for delivery tomorrow.

I wanted to know what it was so clicked the link.

Only info on the delivery is that it is from imobile limited.

I never bought anything from those cunts on amazon.

On the off chance, I checked the ebay order.

Imobile limited are not listed there.

I know it's some Chinese Fuckery, so I'll ill just have to rely on ruck and fraw that my item allives.

(WTF are amazon playing at, delivering for competitors? I smell conflict.)
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