What is it?

[Polarbear]

Wifie got given this by someone at her school yesterday.

What is it? A deformed pumpkin maybe? More importantly, what should i do with it cooking wise?

https://i.postimg.cc/SQGJb7yw/image.png
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[struan80]

If a lemon and a pumpkin had offspring it would look like that. Cut it, boil it then put it in a curry, that would be quite nice.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

A loquat? Maybe too big and too dark though.

[Nobby the Bastard]

A butt plug if you're brave enough.
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[WD Forte]

Tis an abomination !!
Burn it ! Send it to Hell!!
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[doggone]

A gourd? you are supposed to cut them in half and cover your genitalia assuming they will fit. Would go down well at Aunt Mabel's party.

[stinkwheel]

Cut it in half lengthways, scoop the seeds out (you can roast these seperately with salt and paprika as a snack) drizzle in oil, season and roast. Serve with chilli in the scooped out bit and some sour cream or soft cheese on top.

Or chop it up and make a squash and chickpea curry.
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[MCN]

It's an old fashioned enema pump.
It's for stubbornly clagged bottoms, where a gravity bag doesn't have enough 'push'.

Top tip: The hose, if you can find it, is re-useable.
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[Polarbear]

This is what I love about BCF. You ask a perfectly reasonable question and half the answers involve shoving it up your arse or wearing it as a genital crash helmet. Spot on chaps.
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Did we find out what it is, or was stinkwheel suggesting you just cook and eat it regardless?

[Polarbear]

[Islander]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Boston marrow squash.
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[Polarbear]

It could be either looking at google pics. I'm going to try the roasting method with chilli on Sunday. If still alive I'll post back Monday with the results.
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[hellkat]

Just bloody cut it open and show us the inside, we'll have a better idea from that.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

I wouldn't consider eaten it if he's already followed my advice but each to their own.
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[hellkat]

[Polarbear]

Well, I cooked it like Stinkers suggested. Roasted with Chilli beef in it.

The chilli was fine, the thing, it was vile.

Never again.
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[MCN]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[virus]

[stinkwheel]

[virus]

[Capt Sisko]

My wife calls them 'Onion Squash' and grows a few of something similar every year. You can eat the skin, but some can be a bit tough and stringy, so best peeled. Best used in stews, soups etc.

NOTE These small squashes only keep for a few weeks.