A Joke A Day

[Easy-X]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWLVClIXEAAeZHi?format=jpg&name=small
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/yPdfXRZ.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[Easy-X]

I complained to customer service the other day. On the side of my box of red wine it clearly states "lasts for up to 6 weeks" but I managed to get through it in three days
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[RhynoCZ]

There's four men on the Titanic. When it hits the iceberg the waiter says we need to get to the lifeboats. The teacher says what about the children. The lawyer says fuck those children. The priest says do you think we have time.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[RhynoCZ]

A little boy says to his dad at dinner time, hey dad can you eat caterpillars?

Just don't be so rude at dinner time, talking about things like that... behave yourself!

After dinner the father asks what's this about caterpillars?

Nothing, the lad said, it's alright dad. There was one on your lettuce but it's gone now.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[RhynoCZ]

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth and sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there, not saying a word.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

To which the drunk mumbles, “Sorry, can’t help you. There’s no paper on this side either.”
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/oWkTIL6.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[RhynoCZ]

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[RhynoCZ]

Brits prefer brooms over vacuum cleaners when it comes to cleaning their floors. But that might be a sweeping generalization.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[recman]

[BanditsHigh]

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/ifUFznO.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[RhynoCZ]

Two chemists walk into a bar.

Bartender: "What will you have?" Chemist 1: "H2O please" Chemist 2: "H2O too please"

Chemist 2 is then rushed to the hospital...
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[B1N]

[Easy-X]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GZSZyTQWsAEZx37?format=jpg&name=small
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Easy-X]

How many dudes did Diddy diddle if Diddy did diddle dudes?
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/So2i974.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/I6pClmd.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/B3vWGP1.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[RhynoCZ]

I cleaned out the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[RhynoCZ]

Russ Abbot masterbrain sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA-ZWQAWr9o


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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[RhynoCZ]

Husband and wife in church during a quiet part of the service. She whispers to him "I've just done a long silent fart, what should I do?" He said "Change the battery in your hearing aid."
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/RrzDDML.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[to v or not to v]

https://i.imgur.com/bWGZuTW.jpg
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[RhynoCZ]

A police officer encounters a naked man wearing a condom on his knob in a park.
“Citizen, why are you naked?!”
-“It’s hot.”
“But what about the condom?”
-“Well, it’s not that hot.”
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor