Todays - What Grinds my gears

[Easy-X]

Anti-corruption = nail, part of the corruption = squeaky
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[hellkat]

Fuckin Dennis threw up on my duvet this morning.
She's not thrown up for months.

I think it was her idea of a dirty protest for me not only having forced her to take her cyclophosphamide but also because I made them go back to eating cheap cat food (Felix)
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Easy-X]

Bit chilly out when the sun goes down. I might have to put serious consideration into wearing my winter jacket. Might zip up the vents in the meantime.
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[blurredman]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[hellkat]

Yeah when Dennis was having her chemo IVs I felt sorry for her and started buying those little round gold tins.

Making a fucking rod for me own back.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Easy-X]

Apparently round my way parents are walking their kids to school "tooled up." There's a white van going round trying to pick up kids and of course the police are powerless until they actually kidnap someone
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Diggs]

Wouldn't want to be a tradesman or a delivery driver round your way...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Easy-X]

[panrider_uk]

Just been quoted almost £17k for a new bathroom!

It's only a bit bigger than 6' square!

Jeez
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Current bikes: Hondas - Forza 750, ST1100 Pan European

[Raffles]

[panrider_uk]

I probably could but don't have the inclination.

I'm good at tiling and pretty meh at everything else
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Current bikes: Hondas - Forza 750, ST1100 Pan European

[Easy-X]

Mostly it's all "fitted kitchen" standardised cabinets and counters. The skill is getting it all to fit with slightly imperfect walls and floors. My mum's little kitchen looks very neat... outwardly! But behind the cupboards there's all sorts of offcuts patching it all together.
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[recman]

Vauxhall van plant in Luton is to close.
My job is gone.

[Diggs]

Being tailgated by the same vehicle for 10 miles today. It was a 73 plate Range Rover so I assume the driver was late for a dodgy car deal or a vajazzle.
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Polarbear]

[hellkat]

ok boomer
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Polarbear]

[WD Forte]

[WD Forte]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Why do people invent a clumsy word like “winningest” when “best” does the job? Grinds.

[WD Forte]

I doubt winningest was invented per se, more probably used by some
retard and equally retarded people copied them.
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bikers smell of wee

[stinkwheel]

GPs. I genuinely don't think they can be arsed any more.

Was pretty worried this morning, I was up early with a one sided headache, visual disturbances and tingling/numbness on one side of my tongue and lips as well as feeling generally dysphoric/issues with visual tracking.

Got an emergency appointment with the GP who did a moderately thorough neuro exam and is pretty convinced I'm not having a stroke/TIA. Probably a severe migraine, which I do sometimes get but not generally beyond a short lived visual issue that goes away after a paracetamol and a 15 minute quiet sit down.

What she didn't check was blood pressure, body temperature, heart rate/rythm or blood sugar. Basics.

Given I'm classed as overweight for my height and in my late 40s, this strikes me as fucking outrageous bordering on negligent.

As it happens, I have the equipment at home to check all those things myself and they are within normal limits... but she doesn't know that,
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[blurredman]

[A100man]