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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 09:57 - 09 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 12 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
took my blind mate bungie jumping yesterday.

he loved it, but it scared the fuck out of the dog.
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PostPosted: 08:38 - 15 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 19 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 07:47 - 24 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
Where do bad rainbows go?


To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 30 Nov 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 23 Dec 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Merry Christmas BCF fellows. Christmas Hat
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 24 Dec 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 24 Dec 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 09:21 - 01 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 01 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Which Spice girl can hold the most petrol?













Geri can.
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PostPosted: 10:56 - 11 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 16 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 29 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

Ian.
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 29 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
to v or not to v wrote:
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I so hope that is real.
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 14 Feb 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 18 Feb 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Monk who took a vow of silence, only allowing him to say 2 words every 10 years. After 10 years he told the head monk, "Food Cold". Ten years later he said, "Bed Hard". 10 years later he said "I Quit". "Well, it's no surprise", the head monk responded, "you've been complaining since the day you got here."
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PostPosted: 08:35 - 23 Feb 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 25 Feb 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
What's the difference between a woman and a battery?

The battery has a positive side.
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 02 Mar 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 07:43 - 16 Mar 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 16 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 16 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
I laughed out loud to that one
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 17 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Five key takeaways from Supreme Court ruling

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In what can only be described as a kick in the balls for Transwomen, the UK Supreme Court has ruled that the legal definition of a woman should be based on biological sex.

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PostPosted: 07:50 - 19 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Breaking news:

£100,000 worth of red bull has been stolen.

How do those people sleep at night?
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