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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 09 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
What's a TV ad?
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 09 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
What's a TV ad?

something that used to occur whilst i made a cuppa back in the 80's.
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 09 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hyundai..

and you know why.. we've said Hi-un-dye fo 30 odd years now the cunts are trying to make us say it differently.

..and

The dishwasher capsule one with the smug moustachiod arsehole holding a frying pan

and the stoopid 'boomerang smell' laundry detergent shite..

I need to go out more and watch less telly
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 09 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Theres an advert with a couple of blokes on a huge swing. I still haven't worked out what they are advertising. Maybe a video game? Papaya whatever that is.

What is the point of an advert where you don't know what it's for.

https://www.tvadsongs.uk/papaya-commercial-play-on-swing/
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PostPosted: 09:01 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Hyundai..

and you know why.. we've said Hi-un-dye fo 30 odd years now the cunts are trying to make us say it differently.




Yes, I dislike this modern trend..
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
blurredman wrote:
A100man wrote:
Hyundai..

and you know why.. we've said Hi-un-dye fo 30 odd years now the cunts are trying to make us say it differently.




Yes, I dislike this modern trend..


Türkiye, Kyiv, Londonistan. The list goes on.... Whistle
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Personally I've had the arsehole since Wootten Bassett was renamed on a whim.
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Personally I've had the arsehole since Wotten Bassett was renamed on a whim.


But it's Royalty now.
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
So if you agree with the name change it's fine but if you dont its basically the work of the antichrist?

If you dont like names of places changing over time you need to start putting your address as 'Middeltone'.
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Hyundai.. and you know why.. we've said Hi-un-dye fo 30 odd years now the cunts are trying to make us say it differently.


If it weren’t for Murray Walker and Renault’s arrival in Formula 1 I’d still be saying Renolt like my Dad used to…, and I still think Dad was right.
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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If it weren’t for Murray Walker and Renault’s arrival in Formula 1 I’d still be saying Renolt like my Dad used to…, and I still think Dad was right.


he was. them damned French cant pronounce anything right Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
So if you agree with the name change it's fine but if you dont its basically the work of the antichrist?

If you dont like names of places changing over time you need to start putting your address as 'Middeltone'.


Eh? I don't give a flying fuck what Wooten Basset calls itself. Was just saying it could be worse. Could be Lootown.
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
blurredman wrote:


Yes, I dislike this modern trend..


Türkiye, Kyiv, Londonistan. The list goes on.... Whistle


You really need to get your ducks in a row.
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PostPosted: 23:36 - 10 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
A100man wrote:
Hyundai.. and you know why.. we've said Hi-un-dye fo 30 odd years now the cunts are trying to make us say it differently.


If it weren’t for Murray Walker and Renault’s arrival in Formula 1 I’d still be saying Renolt like my Dad used to…, and I still think Dad was right.


It started for me when Judith Chalmers promounce teh Hungarian capital 'Budapesht' many year ago.. annoying cow.

Interesting though that no-one in the media pronounces teh French capital 'Paree' or teh Italian one 'Roma'
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 11 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Polarbear wrote:


Türkiye, Kyiv, Londonistan. The list goes on.... Whistle


You really need to get your ducks in a row.


Please elucidate as I have no ducks, chickens or even a row of partridges in a pear tree.
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PostPosted: 00:20 - 11 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yea that Booking dot com family are booking ghastly. Almost as bad as the guy who says "Really"? in a really shrieky voice during the ad for some supermarket, not even sure which one, but he's really fucking annoying.
The music is a fucked-up version of "Can't touch this (Hammertime!)"


Although I do like the guy who admits to eating croissants in the Weetabix ads Laughing "cwahsongs" Laughing Laughing

... and Idris Elba in the Sky Mobile ads, of course ... *wibble*
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PostPosted: 07:24 - 11 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Yea that Booking dot com family are booking ghastly. Almost as bad as the guy who says "Really"? in a really shrieky voice during the ad for some supermarket, not even sure which one, but he's really fucking annoying.
The music is a fucked-up version of "Can't touch this (Hammertime!)"


Although I do like the guy who admits to eating croissants in the Weetabix ads Laughing "cwahsongs" Laughing Laughing

... and Idris Elba in the Sky Mobile ads, of course ... *wibble*


I hate to show that I know adds that well but the 'Can't touch this' is Aldi. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 12 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm especially annoyed with the idiot woman on the squirty air freshener ad.

*runs like a spaz to other side of the room*
It's so fresh!

I want to actually punch her in the face.
I hate myself even more for going "its so fresh" in a sarky mincy voice after she's said it.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 12 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:

*runs like a spaz to other side of the room*


It is unacceptable to use the word 'spaz' so please take the time to educate yourself so as to avoid triggering people.

You ignorant retard.
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 14 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Yea that Booking dot com family are booking ghastly.


You sure it's not the Trailfinders ad featuring the smug cnut with the leather cowboy hat and gormless
grin and what I presume is supposed to be his fawning snot-nosed grandchild..

I've travelled every road in the whole world..
..accelerating climate change to ensure no fucker from no on can go
anywhere with meeting natural disaster..
hateful, aspirational, entitled, crass, shite.
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 15 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:


I've travelled every road in the whole world..
..accelerating climate change to ensure no fucker from no on can go
anywhere with meeting natural disaster..
hateful , aspirational, crass shite.


you ok Greta?
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 15 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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A100man wrote:


I've travelled every road in the whole world..
..accelerating climate change to ensure no fucker from no on can go
anywhere with meeting natural disaster..
hateful , aspirational, crass shite.


you ok Greta?


I am now. Smile .. I think travel is fine, but the climate change thing is getting worse. Residents of LA (fires) and York (floods) alike will testify to that - it has gone beyond quirks that can be explained by solar flares etc..

BUT the aviation lobby is huge and the political will to clip people's wings is lacking. Some steps are needed promote rail as a (environmentally) better alternative ( at least to replace flights that take less than 2 hours) _ France has started I think but UK politicians shit themsleves if 'mondeo man' will no longer be able to to take
2 overseas holidays a year. The fact that it is now considered normal to fly to Estomia (or wherever) for a weekend is astonishing still to me.
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 15 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Climate Change made criminals start fires and loot homes?!
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 15 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Climate Change made criminals start fires and loot homes?!


caused the gross negligence that is rife in Californian government too

and England never had floods before 1980.
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 15 Jan 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
My town when the Thames burst its banks in 1968:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/BW5TXykmizYSaD8EtidZmzkfD4uHjbtpDo_SOBd1-M57-uJRcD8_SgBI-QGDCkaqgZMPz0XW2dF7ZbH0M9awgz5esuOkcn4

No floods since so one can only conclude, given the amount of Climate Change we've experienced recently...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRB8Y8RmpnSVvyYaLroIO8V2y5jQzBJbpdzoQ&s

...some shadowy cabal is protecting the locality Shocked
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