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A100man
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: I didn't know what to do.. Reply with quote

Late afternoon/early evening yesterday. Mate calls me up to say he's at an 80s disco at a bar in town.. 'There's women in here!' he enthusiastically reports - so I duly pitch up around 6 ish however it's pretty dire so he buys me a pint and we talk a bit.. the aforemenstioned women, well most of them, just left... he says. Yeah right. Rolling Eyes

But then, from around a corner comes an attractive blonde with a great arse but a slightly wide mouth, I'm guessing late 40s early 50s so quite a bit younger than I, starts dancing with her mate, looking around to catch my eye so it seems. My mate meanwhile is cajouling me to talk to her..
.. then it dawned on me she's a carbon copy of my ex-wife on the dance floor, bumping and grinding a bit and tossing her hair in that 'come and get me manner', well I fell for it 25 years ago and look where it landed me.. so I smile politely and fail to make any moves.
She tries again before eventually grabbing her coat and disappearing off.
I'm now of mixed emotions, both somewhat relieved not to get involved, and yet disappointed in myself for not trying harder to get a (much needed) shag, given the paucity of opportunities in the past few years..

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PostPosted: 13:13 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely you're older and wiser now and completely aware of the dangers of the unfair sex. It's not like you're going to fall in love like some teenager and do something irrational Wink
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Surely you're older and wiser now and completely aware of the dangers of the unfair sex. It's not like you're going to fall in love like some teenager and do something irrational Wink


Well quite, I think part of it though was the striking physical similarities with the evil one. It was eery.
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go home, use your imagination and have a wank ... much simpler!

I've not been involved with anyone since I was in my late forties, and the peace and quiet is amazing.

I will soon own my house outright, I have no debt, I have no stress, I do what I want, when I want and for as long as I want (well health permitting) ... there is nothing I want in life that I don't already have (well apart from double glazing), I am content Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

if it flies, floats, or fucks..its cheaper to rent it.
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

that_impulse_guy wrote:
if it flies, floats, or fucks..its cheaper to rent it.


Amen brother!

But knowing my lack of will power I'd want to shag her.
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Well quite, I think part of it though was the striking physical similarities with the evil one. It was eery.


Be an optimist! All of the physical attractiveness without (hopefully) the same mental defects*

*All new and original mental defects to discover!
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

What?
No 'Tits and Gary' comments?

BCF is truly dead now

you people.....................
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

But knowing my lack of will power I'd want to shag her.


Same. Hence the dichotomy
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 14 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

These days I'd rather have a nice cup of tea and I'm not joking. Women are a pain, to me, and I will never have another one in my life. I am way to selfish and after 20 odd years af marriage before, followed by one that was 22 years my junior. I'm now free ro spend all myu money on bikes.

If your labido can handle it you should go for it every chance you get.
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PostPosted: 09:25 - 15 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

struan80 wrote:
These days I'd rather have a nice cup of tea and I'm not joking. Women are a pain, to me, and I will never have another one in my life. I am way to selfish and after 20 odd years af marriage before, followed by one that was 22 years my junior. I'm now free ro spend all myu money on bikes.

If your labido can handle it you should go for it every chance you get.


A quick shag or a cup of tea - no contest

A shag with weeks/months/years of compromise and griping after.. less appealing.

The thing is I find it tricky to be that caddish. It wouldn't be that hard to lie and cheat your way into leg-over but thats a bit cruel.

There must be some middle ground but its hard to find.
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PostPosted: 12:00 - 15 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:


A quick shag or a cup of tea - no contest

A shag with weeks/months/years of compromise and griping after.. less appealing.

The thing is I find it tricky to be that caddish. It wouldn't be that hard to lie and cheat your way into leg-over but thats a bit cruel.

There must be some middle ground but its hard to find.



Sign up to a shagging website?
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 15 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.fuckbuddies.co.uk
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 15 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

the juice is rarely worth the squeeze.
spend a bit on a tart if youre that horny.
far cheaper and less stressful.

wont be long now until sex dolls are more attractive than real women Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 15 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
The thing is I find it tricky to be that caddish.


You need to rethink your avatar.
The great man is currently spinning in his grave!
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 16 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sighs*
Men today are such lame-o's.
It's so difficult to get a decent bunk-up these days.
Let alone any kind of an actual relationship, even half-committed.

Not sure if its just the general reticence of the age cohort involved, or the influence of the woke brigade that makes men less interested in engaging for fear of being accused of some sort of sexual deviance.

It makes me cry bitterly into my lonely matronly cocoa, so it does.
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 16 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^ I just can't be bothered, I'm quite happy being single and can do without the drama Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:42 - 17 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
It makes me cry bitterly into my lonely matronly cocoa, so it does.


Ladies, you've girl-bossed your way out of a shag Wink
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PostPosted: 10:40 - 17 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:

Ladies, you've girl-bossed your way out of a shag Wink


A very concise description.. You cannot tell a shagger from a schemer, moreover those that start as shaggers often morph quickly into schemers.. The embittered old men littering the streets are testimony to this outcome.
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 17 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
*sighs*
Men today are such lame-o's.
It's so difficult to get a decent bunk-up these days.
Let alone any kind of an actual relationship, even half-committed.

Not sure if its just the general reticence of the age cohort involved, or the influence of the woke brigade that makes men less interested in engaging for fear of being accused of some sort of sexual deviance.

It makes me cry bitterly into my lonely matronly cocoa, so it does.


Get with A100man?
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 17 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

struan80 wrote:
hellkat wrote:
*sighs*
Men today are such lame-o's.
It's so difficult to get a decent bunk-up these days.
Let alone any kind of an actual relationship, even half-committed.

Not sure if its just the general reticence of the age cohort involved, or the influence of the woke brigade that makes men less interested in engaging for fear of being accused of some sort of sexual deviance.

It makes me cry bitterly into my lonely matronly cocoa, so it does.


Get with A100man?


are you trying to bring about the birth of the antiChrist Shocked
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 17 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

Not sure if its just the general reticence of the age cohort involved, or the influence of the woke brigade that makes men less interested in engaging for fear of being accused of some sort of sexual deviance.


Blokes have had the last 10 years having it rammed down their throat that they should all feel ashamed for being rapists, every single man is a sex offender, and that making eye contact with a women without written consent first is akin to violent sodomy. Rolling Eyes

And then on the other hand youve got the Andrew Tate lot who've gone full incel and think if a woman isnt interested you should just rape her anyway and lock her up in your basement to wash dishes because its your right as a man.

Neither are great options Razz
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PostPosted: 20:33 - 17 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tierbirdy wrote:
hellkat wrote:

Not sure if its just the general reticence of the age cohort involved, or the influence of the woke brigade that makes men less interested in engaging for fear of being accused of some sort of sexual deviance.


Blokes have had the last 10 years having it rammed down their throat that they should all feel ashamed for being rapists, every single man is a sex offender, and that making eye contact with a women without written consent first is akin to violent sodomy. Rolling Eyes

And then on the other hand youve got the Andrew Tate lot who've gone full incel and think if a woman isnt interested you should just rape her anyway and lock her up in your basement to wash dishes because its your right as a man.

Neither are great options Razz


True, but then I don't have a basement.
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 18 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

All of the above is true, except I've not girl-bossed anyone particularly, and I could see those men-hating types were making a rod for all our backs, including the incels, the stupid witless pack of cunts.
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 18 Apr 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote

struan80 wrote:
Get with A100man?

I doubt I am his type.
Thinking Not sure I am anybody's type these days, I'm too scruffy Thinking
Besides, I'm still rigidly sticking to my "no shagging chaps from the same forum" rule, which I very nearly broke in respect of certain members of BCF but managed to keep my hands to myself Laughing
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