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A100man |
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 Posted: 13:05 - 14 Apr 2025 Post subject: I didn't know what to do.. |
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Late afternoon/early evening yesterday. Mate calls me up to say he's at an 80s disco at a bar in town.. 'There's women in here!' he enthusiastically reports - so I duly pitch up around 6 ish however it's pretty dire so he buys me a pint and we talk a bit.. the aforemenstioned women, well most of them, just left... he says. Yeah right.
But then, from around a corner comes an attractive blonde with a great arse but a slightly wide mouth, I'm guessing late 40s early 50s so quite a bit younger than I, starts dancing with her mate, looking around to catch my eye so it seems. My mate meanwhile is cajouling me to talk to her..
.. then it dawned on me she's a carbon copy of my ex-wife on the dance floor, bumping and grinding a bit and tossing her hair in that 'come and get me manner', well I fell for it 25 years ago and look where it landed me.. so I smile politely and fail to make any moves.
She tries again before eventually grabbing her coat and disappearing off.
I'm now of mixed emotions, both somewhat relieved not to get involved, and yet disappointed in myself for not trying harder to get a (much needed) shag, given the paucity of opportunities in the past few years..
feedback welcome. ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600 |
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Surely you're older and wiser now and completely aware of the dangers of the unfair sex. It's not like you're going to fall in love like some teenager and do something irrational  ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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A100man |
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Easy-X wrote: | Surely you're older and wiser now and completely aware of the dangers of the unfair sex. It's not like you're going to fall in love like some teenager and do something irrational  |
Well quite, I think part of it though was the striking physical similarities with the evil one. It was eery. ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
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 BanditsHigh Worse than a woman

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Go home, use your imagination and have a wank ... much simpler!
I've not been involved with anyone since I was in my late forties, and the peace and quiet is amazing.
I will soon own my house outright, I have no debt, I have no stress, I do what I want, when I want and for as long as I want (well health permitting) ... there is nothing I want in life that I don't already have (well apart from double glazing), I am content  |
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if it flies, floats, or fucks..its cheaper to rent it. ____________________ Gone: Yamaha DT50lc, Suzuki DR500, Suzuki A100, Kawasaki z250ltd, RD350YPVS, Suzuki DR Big, Kawasaki AR125, Kawasaki KMX200, Suzuki GS1000S, Katana 1100, GS550M, Suzuki RGV250
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struan80 wrote: | These days I'd rather have a nice cup of tea and I'm not joking. Women are a pain, to me, and I will never have another one in my life. I am way to selfish and after 20 odd years af marriage before, followed by one that was 22 years my junior. I'm now free ro spend all myu money on bikes.
If your labido can handle it you should go for it every chance you get. |
A quick shag or a cup of tea - no contest
A shag with weeks/months/years of compromise and griping after.. less appealing.
The thing is I find it tricky to be that caddish. It wouldn't be that hard to lie and cheat your way into leg-over but thats a bit cruel.
There must be some middle ground but its hard to find. ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600 |
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A100man wrote: |
A quick shag or a cup of tea - no contest
A shag with weeks/months/years of compromise and griping after.. less appealing.
The thing is I find it tricky to be that caddish. It wouldn't be that hard to lie and cheat your way into leg-over but thats a bit cruel.
There must be some middle ground but its hard to find. |
Sign up to a shagging website? ____________________ CBT: 12/06/10, Theory: 22/09/10, Module 1: 09/11/10, Module 2: 19/01/11
Past: 1991 Honda CG125BR-J, 1992 (1980) Honda XL125S, 1996 Kawasaki GPZ500S, 1979 MZ TS150.
Current: 1973 MZ ES250/2 - 17k, 1979 Suzuki TS185ER - 10k, 1981 Honda CX500B - 91k, 1987 MZ ETZ250 (295cc) - 39k, 1989 MZ ETZ251 - 50k. |
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the juice is rarely worth the squeeze.
spend a bit on a tart if youre that horny.
far cheaper and less stressful.
wont be long now until sex dolls are more attractive than real women  ____________________ current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either. |
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^^^ I just can't be bothered, I'm quite happy being single and can do without the drama  |
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Easy-X wrote: |
Ladies, you've girl-bossed your way out of a shag  |
A very concise description.. You cannot tell a shagger from a schemer, moreover those that start as shaggers often morph quickly into schemers.. The embittered old men littering the streets are testimony to this outcome. ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
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All of the above is true, except I've not girl-bossed anyone particularly, and I could see those men-hating types were making a rod for all our backs, including the incels, the stupid witless pack of cunts.
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