What's Temu showing you?

[stinkwheel]

After hellkats comments on it showing her silverfish on another thread, I wonder how targetted it is and if it shows different people different things.

I currently have an electric mountain bike. A woman in frumpy underwear, an aircraft carrier, some sort of brass threaded extractor tool, a woman in a sports bra and an odd L-shaped green thing, possibly a drainer or soil riddle.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[A100man]

I usually get a lot of (East Asian) women wearing not very much. But today it's baseball caps
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[hellkat]

Some new ladies of questionable morals, along with a man's wristwatch and something that might be a cock-size increaser, or might not. But which is on a price reduction.
Just saying, FF68 ...
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

As a side issue, I also have a run of ads about doyennes of the British media "flaunting [their] huge size in latest photos"


*Naga Munchetty/Kate Garraway, from memory - but there have been others, I just didn't know who they were. So far, no Lorraine Kelly I notice...
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Mostly it’s women in skimpy clothing, also a blowtorch, fishing priests (not shoe horns as I thought) and some futuristic-looking sandals.

[BanditsHigh]

Not Temu, this time it's AO ... toaster/poached egg machine, coffee machine, 5 balded electric razor, AGA type oven, security camera, orange blob (speaker?) and an electronic doo-hicky for your wrist ......... going to buy them all

[Polarbear]

[stinkwheel]

Now I have the future sandals, woman with big knockers in pink top, wristwatch, some sort of Jason Myers mask, brown pull on boots, a hipster tweed cap and a chainsaw.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Polarbear]

WayHay, Temu's back

I have a tweed cap, a pretty girl, a pretty girl in a short dress, a box of pens? What? why?. And a girl undressing.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[hellkat]

A 2025 calendar comprised of pictures of JACOB REES MOGG (30% discount)
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.