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SpiritMr89
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Baby warped Reply with quote
Sorry old skool bcf Warped has got my wife preg.
Lets hope it aint a screw up likd me.
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SpiritMr89
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PostPosted: 01:34 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jokes aside.

I am absolutlely shitting it.

20 weeks now,

Dunno what to write.
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Copycat73
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PostPosted: 07:50 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
SpiritMr89 wrote:

Dunno what to write.


how about your last will and testament ...
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PostPosted: 08:22 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
You have a child on the way?
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CrypticCrud
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Re: Baby warped Reply with quote
SpiritMr89 wrote:
Sorry old skool bcf Warped has got my wife pregnant.


Couldn’t you have impregnated her yourself?
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Re: Baby warped Reply with quote
CrypticCrud wrote:
SpiritMr89 wrote:
Sorry old skool bcf Warped has got my wife pregnant.


Couldn’t you have impregnated her yourself?


I wonder if he's the same guy? But his posts aren't even a tenth as unhinged as our old friend.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Re: Baby warped Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
I wonder if he's the same guy?

I'm going to say that it is the same guy.

https://www.audiownersclub.com/profile/19834-spiritmr89

It's impossible to be certain though without seeing how well he can weld upside down in a geyser of fish fingers. Sad
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
This smells, errrrr ... fishy ... indeed fish fingery.
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Minty
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Re: Baby warped Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
MarJay wrote:
I wonder if he's the same guy?

I'm going to say that it is the same guy.

https://www.audiownersclub.com/profile/19834-spiritmr89

It's impossible to be certain though without seeing how well he can weld upside down in a geyser of fish fingers. Sad


Anyone can do that, it has to be to within 4 thou to verify the claim. Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
worst i had sex with a woman thread ever.
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Re: Baby warped Reply with quote
Minty wrote:
Ste wrote:

It's impossible to be certain though without seeing how well he can weld upside down in a geyser of fish fingers. Sad


Anyone can do that, it has to be to within 4 thou to verify the claim. Tut Tut

I doubt that he'd be able to do it anymore after breaking his back in a snowboarding accident at Xscape Yorkshire, Castleford.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Re: Baby warped Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
I wonder if he's the same guy? But his posts aren't even a tenth as unhinged as our old friend.

Perhaps he's just getting warmed up ... Laughing
Like a shell of dressed crab stuck behind a warm refrigerator for three weeks Puke
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 06 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Still ... based on his previous experiences, at least he won't be too perturbed by the unloveliness that is a baby poonami Thinking #geyserofshite
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piazza
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 08 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fishy story is fishy.

Please be warped tho!
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SpiritMr89
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PostPosted: 03:38 - 19 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
20week scan was last fri.
Defo a baby Warped in there.

Knew you lot would be supportive as ever.

Dot is doing fine,
Wife has been told to quit gym (she mardy).

End of feb.
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SpiritMr89
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PostPosted: 03:41 - 19 Oct 2025    Post subject: Re: Baby warped Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
MarJay wrote:
I wonder if he's the same guy? But his posts aren't even a tenth as unhinged as our old friend.

Perhaps he's just getting warmed up ... Laughing
Like a shell of dressed crab stuck behind a warm refrigerator for three weeks Puke

2 spinal op since then.
Loads of fun.
Shorter than Mrs Warpex now.
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PostPosted: 06:59 - 20 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Proof of welding upside down or no dice.
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 20 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
SpiritMr89 wrote:
20week scan was last fri.
Defo a baby Warped in there.

Knew you lot would be supportive as ever.

Dot is doing fine,
Wife has been told to quit gym (she mardy).

End of feb.


will this be your first child?
best of luck to you both.
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struan80
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 20 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
Congratulations mate. Nothing beats it.....well maybe a new mororcycle would.
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 20 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
struan80 wrote:
Congratulations mate. Nothing beats it.....well maybe a new mororcycle would.


Oh it does, it really does. Where shall I start...................
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PostPosted: 03:30 - 21 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm curious to know if Findus products will feature in Jr's diet when he/she is old enough to digest that kind of thing?
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SpiritMr89
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PostPosted: 07:11 - 27 Oct 2025    Post subject: Reply with quote
mentalboy wrote:
I'm curious to know if Findus products will feature in Jr's diet when he/she is old enough to digest that kind of thing?


Not a chance.
Wife is/was a gym rat.
We only eat home cooked food and alot is grown in our garden. No packets in our freezer.
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