Todays - What Grinds my gears

hellkat wrote:

Well! ... My gears are well and truly ground today!

Not only have I just dropped my newish (less than 2 months old) in the toilet out of the back pocket of my jeans ... (I never learn!)

BUT

I was right on the point of "letting go" - so that in my desperation to try and rescue the phone, I managed to piss not only all over myself but on my jeans, knickers and the bathroom floor Brick Wall

There was a pair of socks sitting on the basin shelf so I quickly (whilst standing there in a puddle of piss with no pants on and wet legs ... Rolling Eyes

) wrapped the phone inside the socks in the vain hope of drying it quickly enough to save it.

When I sat on the toilet seat in frustration from having wet feet, the seat was also wet due to my splashing about rescuing the phone.

And of course, the phone appears not to have withstood its intrepid journey into the dunny. Rolling Eyes

So I'm off to Amazon to buy another one.
Good thing I don't pay stupid money for an up to date phone.
Usually about £120 max.

Get the battery out and bung the phone and battery in a bag of rice and leave for a day or two. It 'might' dry out sufficiently to work again - failing that you've saved yourself the first two steps in preparing dunny-piss risotto..
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