Got a joke for ya

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Dunno if its a re-post, cant keep up with all the threads, but it made me laugh.

A farmer hires a local dopey kid to do some security work, driving a Land Rover round the local lanes to make sure nobody's nicking his cattle and all that.

10am on the first day Jethro phones up Farmer Palmer. "Arrrr Mr Palmer, I got me a problem, I's just run over a pig". Farmer goes "Is it still alive?" Jethro goes "Arrrrr but he's all bloody like and making a lotta noise."

"OK" says Farmer Palmer "Get the old 12-bore out of the back seat and put it to its head then pull the triggers, hes in pain like". He listens ... 20 seconds later BANG BANG. Jethro comes back "OK Farmer Palmer, he be dead nowwwww."

"Roight" says Farmer. "Carry on with yer rounds then boyyyy."

"Oi caaaan't do that" goes Jethro. "Cos his motorbike be stuck under the front wheels."