A couple of jokes

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In a survey of why men loved Blowjobs...
8% Loved the feeling.....
6% liked the Thrill.....and
86% loved the F***in silence.

I just got barred from B&Q. I went in to the store and some Bastard
in an Orange apron asked if I wanted Decking, Luckily I got the
first punch in.

If a Woman is uncomfortable watching you Masturbate, do you think
(a) You need to spend more time together
(b) She is a F***in Prude or
(c) she should sit elsewhere on the bus?

The latest Craze with Clubbers is to fill a Womans Vagina with Vodka
and drink it out with a Straw.
Experts are now warning about the dangers of Minge Drinking
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