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Mister James |
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Mister James I want to believe!
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Posted: 11:52 - 18 Mar 2006 Post subject: Fatboy McFat! |
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Well, I've just had my induction for the gym round the corner from me, as I realised it was only £7 more expensive than my half-price corporate membership near work - and a fair bit closer than 15 miles away!
I guess I was expecting a bit of a horror story, having not lifted a weight or jogged a step since October the 17th, but it was still pretty scary seeing it all written down on paper!
My blood pressure is fine, as is my lung capacity, but I'm as weak as a kitten, around 2 stone overweight, and have a higher % body fat than the average pork scratching! Not quite at JonnyXXX's majestic size, but getting on for it!
To make matters worse (and following the trend set while I was in hospital) the black lass taking my readings and showing me the ropes was gorgeous, about 7 stone and superbly toned.
While she was showing me various exercises and encouraging me to look at her backside and inner thighs, I was exerting all of my considerable willpower to avoid a 'pitched tent' fiasco. By the time I'd got the old trouser snake under control, I was too tired to excel at any of the exercises!
Still, I feel much better for the workout, although its a little upsetting comparing my performance now with 5 months ago. I'm thinking about getting a t-shirt printed up with a slogan along the lines of "It's not my fault I'm so fat and weak, I had a crash, honest!".
Any fellow porkers feel free to post your tales of woe and make me feel better.
Any skinny runts feel free to keep your cake-holes shut - I might be less lithe than usual, but I do have access to riot armour and side-handled batons! ____________________ >Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
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carlnicholson... World Chat Champion
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Posted: 12:28 - 18 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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I'm fat, and weak, and lazy.
My BMI must be nearing triple figures, and I have the energy reserves of an ageing terapin.
I was once fit, and quite strong. I used to be competative at cross country, and was quite good at weight lifting. That was only 3 years ago, and now, I can't even do a single chin up. I can't run more than 50 yards, and I'm round and wobbly.
God help me, because I can't be arsed to help myself.
____________________ "THOSE WHO RISK NOTHING, DO NOTHING, ACHIEVE NOTHING, BECOME NOTHING." |
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Mister James |
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Mister James I want to believe!
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Mister James I want to believe!
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Ah don't worry about it m8 live 1 time an live it happy.
I had to go to health visitor after bad asthma attacks week ago to be told I'm Obesely obese (Like i didn't know that) when i nr feel liek having a heart attack climbing stairs .Good job bought flat with lift ay
Al tho i must admit people go on about fat people but have they thought how hard it is for some to actually go to a gym to be staired at like something some one owns an feels they can make snide comments .
Ive had to take steroids for a long time i come off them an recently been given another months worth i have to take 6 tablets a day Prednisolone .When asking the health visitor OK so these gonna put more weight on to the honest reply of yes most prob.So i then say so can you prescribe some to make me lose weight .Unfortunately answer being No .Great huh here's some tablets that make you a fat bastard but we cant help you to lose it .Oh an it will prob be 2 3 times harder then the average person losing weight Bastards .I give up ide rather be fat now then try pleasing others ____________________ my sepllnig is bad i udnretsand taht so i aolpisge.
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thx1138 World Chat Champion
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Posted: 10:37 - 20 Mar 2006 Post subject: . |
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I too have joined a gym! the crunch came when the replacement uniform that I had ordered from my line manager arrived and didn't fit.
my waist measurement is larger than my chest
I've joined for 3 months, in an attempt to lose weight |
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Mister James I want to believe!
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xlizx Scooby Slapper
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Posted: 10:56 - 20 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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Thin peole are lazy and unfit too. The only reason I'm a size 6 is 'cause I have a fast metabolism. I used to do aerobics and kickboxing for a little while, but now rarely get any exercise (except walking and sex), and because of my job, I eat Mc Donald's three times a week, though the fact it's relatively unwillingly doesn't make a difference
I gotta start doing exercise too, my asthma's worse than it's ever been and if I run for the bus or train then I'm out of breath almost instantly. I don't think being fat has anything to do with it, it's just a lack of exercise that gets your body into a bad way.
*mental note to self....join gym...damn it, I swore again....* |
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I was so stiff but lukily managed to shake it off ____________________ W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair |
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rK@NE Nova Slayer
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Posted: 23:55 - 20 Mar 2006 Post subject: |
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I'm 5'11 and only 10st, I just can't seem to be able to gain weight. I'd love to be 12st
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Reevo8 World Chat Champion
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5'11 12 stone after my injuries in August meant that I couldnt go to the gym for 6 months. I was previously an abbed 13.5 to 14 stone!
Just getting into a steady training plan has caused a noticeable muscle memory assisted strength gain almost immediately.
Keep at it! Nout worse than a fat person who doesnt try and sort the problem out! ____________________ 05 ZX10R, (**05 WKR) |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 18 years, 47 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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