Phitniss

[Walloper]

One morning while his wife was making breakfast, the local fitness
freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdles." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife! with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the prick! Maintaining a vice like grip she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."
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W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair