Eight Words with two Meanings

[ISLAND GIRL]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female. Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female. Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a Rugby Tour with the boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female. An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male.... A source of great entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) v.
Female. The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


AND;


He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?


He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!


He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.


He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time


He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.


He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.


She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.


He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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Live on the Isle of Wight and ride a CBR600F