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Visitor Q
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: 10 things you hate about women. Reply with quote
Meh

You can even play with your friends balls, dont forget to pluck your twangers Wink
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yambabe
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
1 - hate when they're thinner than me
2 - hate when they're prettier than me
3 - hate when they're younger than me
4 - hate when their boyfriend is better looking than mine
5 - hate when they describe orgasms that sound better than mine
6 - hate if they earn more money than me
7 - hate if they have more shoes than me
8 - hate if they ride a bigger/better bike than mine
9 - hate when they present a more cohesive argument on a forum than me
10 - hate if they can eat more chocolate than me

I think that's about petty enough, do I get a cookie? Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 26 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
babyyam wrote:

I think that's about petty enough, do I get a cookie? Laughing


I think, wifey, that deserves two for irony and wit Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wink Vive le difference huh?
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PostPosted: 08:59 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
babyyam wrote:
Wink Vive le difference huh?


Note to self: Assume all web sites ex's have seen you using are compromised and therefore nothing even remotely pertinent to them must be mentioned.

Shocked
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PostPosted: 10:01 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
1 - Sarah Jessica Parker
2 - Sarah Jessica Parker
3 - Sarah Jessica Parker
4 - Sarah Jessica Parker
5 - Sarah Jessica Parker
6 - Sarah Jessica Parker
7 - Sarah Jessica Parker
8 - Sarah Jessica Parker
9 - Sarah Jessica Parker
10 - Sarah Jessica Parker

Cunt needs to die.
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
bonny_ricardo wrote:
babyyam wrote:
Wink Vive le difference huh?


Note to self: Assume all web sites ex's have seen you using are compromised and therefore nothing even remotely pertinent to them must be mentioned.

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LOL and here's me just thinking you deleted it cos I was taking the piss and you've mellowed! Laughing

Tell her it was another ex and just a coincidence that she did/said that honest....... Wink
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
babyyam wrote:

Tell her it was another ex and just a coincidence that she did/said that honest....... Wink


I did.

But to quote jack nicholas in 'as good as it gets'

'How do you write women so well in your books...?'

'Well i think what a man would think... htne i take away all accountability and reason'

Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
STUPID WHINGING STARBUCKS DRINKING CUNT

https://www.theincrowdvlog.com/incrowdvlog/list/film/images/Sarah%20Jessica%20Parker.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Haha bonny's got no balls. Razz

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PostPosted: 13:38 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Toby R wrote:
STUPID WHINGING STARBUCKS DRINKING CUNT

https://www.theincrowdvlog.com/incrowdvlog/list/film/images/Sarah%20Jessica%20Parker.jpg


I think she should die also. The cunt. Shocked
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
zaknafien wrote:
Haha bonny's got no balls. Razz

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Lol. Perhaps.
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Soul_Trader wrote:


I think she should die also. The cunt. Shocked


well she is certainly old enough
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nowt wrong with starbucks. They do good Cappucino's.

One thing I hate about women is how hard they are to please, and that they have periods. Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Reevo8 wrote:
Nowt wrong with starbucks. They do good Cappucino's.


Ask G about starfucks. Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 27 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Reevo8 wrote:
Nowt wrong with starbucks. They do good Cappucino's.

One thing I hate about women is how hard they are to please, and that they have periods. Laughing


You REALLY think we like having blood dripping out of our uteruses every month? Rolling Eyes
I suppose you could invent a new game called Sanitary Tag. Stick a used one on someone back, shout 'You're It!' and run like the clappers. Only to be played against people you don't like, and who are smaller than you.
SJP annoys me, too. She looks like a skeleton, and the only good thing about her is her shoes. James Blunt is even worse. His music is like emo without the enthusiasm. Razz
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PostPosted: 11:58 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Reevo8 wrote:
Nowt wrong with starbucks. They do good Cappucino's.

One thing I hate about women is how hard they are to please, and that they have periods. Laughing


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Starbucks do abysmal coffee. I would rather drink 3 day old dishwater than a Starbucks coffee.

Not all women are hard to please, just as some men are hard to please.

Finally, what is wrong with having periods? I rather like mine. Firstly it means I made it to (and in my case through) puberty. Secondly, it means I'm highly unlikely to be up the duff. Both of these things are a cause for celebration!

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PostPosted: 12:00 - 28 Mar 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
strawberry wrote:
Reevo8 wrote:
Nowt wrong with starbucks. They do good Cappucino's.

One thing I hate about women is how hard they are to please, and that they have periods. Laughing


...

Starbucks do abysmal coffee. I would rather drink 3 day old dishwater than a Starbucks coffee.

Not all women are hard to please, just as some men are hard to please.

Finally, what is wrong with having periods? I rather like mine. Firstly it means I made it to (and in my case through) puberty. Secondly, it means I'm highly unlikely to be up the duff. Both of these things are a cause for celebration!

Very Happy


Plus you always have something to dip your chips in! Very HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery Happy
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