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Posted: 22:02 - 04 Apr 2006 Post subject: Male comebacks to female comebacks to chatup lines |
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could be a repost,
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c&^% just yet
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
(CLASSIC!!!!)
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch ____________________ My Bikes - - - Royal Enfield 500 with sidecar, VFR800, CBR600FX,
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lozzypop1 Certified MILF!
Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :
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Posted: 23:22 - 04 Apr 2006 Post subject: |
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Quote: | Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. |
woman... i never really cared for those gaybars anyhow
Quote: | Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c&^% just yet |
woman... yeah but it looks like its going to take a while to find it
Quote: | Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. |
woman... thats ok because after the 1 minute is up i can get another round of drinks in
Quote: | Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then! |
woman... i can understand why you are jealous
Quote: | (CLASSIC!!!!)
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse |
woman... i heard you shot blanks anyhow
Quote: | Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. |
woman... like the herpes you came into the pharmacy to get stuff for last week then?
Quote: | Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants. |
woman... They are your mother's
Quote: | Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch |
woman... ahhh but you still said pretty first! loser ____________________ Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand. |
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colin1 Captain Safety
Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :
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lozzypop1 Certified MILF!
Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :
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Posted: 02:32 - 05 Apr 2006 Post subject: |
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Colin.. You sound very anti-fem lately...
Personally I thought the male comebacks were more abusive and less witty. ____________________ Funny, I used to hate being spanked as a child!
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand. |
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colin1 Captain Safety
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