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| ISLAND GIRL wrote: | 1. We got off the Titanic first. so did the children... funny that. Mentally young and dependent first  Was probably just so the men could relax their guts and concentrate on drowning
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Yes but we get paid more, as we dont require two people to move equipment, and we require less time whimpering in the toilet cos someone might possibly have heard you fart, or something equally trivial and all in your head
3. Taxis stop for us. Salesmen listen to us, you get patted on the head. And taxis stop for you so they can overcharge you
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We can do sums in our head/drive/put in contacts with our mouth closed
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. Ahem, the perm... the one piece suit on fat chicks, not to mention the bikini on fat chicks 
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. We dont have to try on clothes for 4 hours a weekend to pass the time, not to mention ALL women LOVE lit farts
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. But we think you're frigid when we cant come home cos you suddenly realise you have a 6 oclock shadow on your minge.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. whereas a guy would be envied by all other men around as his gf's tits will still hang above her naval, even if his dont
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No offence intended towards anyone Colinwall, was just something I pinched from one of my other biker forums to share with you all here 
Some very good add-ons to it bonny-ricardo 
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Id go more towards "your mother is an idiot" funnily enough she agree's 
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