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PostPosted: 01:01 - 02 May 2006    Post subject: First bee of the year!! Watch out!!! Reply with quote

I head some buzzing and thought "bollix,a massive daddy-long-legs. But was it? Was it buggery.
The biggest farking bumble bee I have ever seen in my life ever, a good 3cm long, buzzing like a hornet, looking round at things, reading the spiel on the back of my dvd cases, and buzzing around and listening to my radio!

I was like "AAAAGH" and vanished onto the landing so fast i swear i heard one of those ricochet gunshot noises and left a little plume of smoke.

I think the winged tank's buzzed off now,but seriously that thing was massive. It's stinger's big enough to give someone a punctured lung!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 02 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right now put down the joint and lets hear some sence mate Wink
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 01:03 - 02 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice Thumbs Up

Haven't seen a wasp yet though, but plenty of bees.
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PostPosted: 01:06 - 02 May 2006    Post subject: Re: First bee of the year!! Watch out!!! Reply with quote

NSR125-Kid-UK wrote:

the winged tank


They do make a nice noise under boot dont they, they crack. Shocked
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 02:08 - 02 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't know, I've left the poor little massive monster killer bee who i've now just named "McGee-Bee" in the bathroom where he's currently preening himself and sitting under a dripping tap, recuperating from multiple collisions with several very hot lightbulbs.
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PostPosted: 02:16 - 02 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

For the win McGee-Bee Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 02:48 - 02 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toby R wrote:
Nice Thumbs Up

Haven't seen a wasp yet though, but plenty of bees.


There was a dead one sitting on my pillow the other day.

Can they still sting you when they're dead?
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PostPosted: 02:51 - 02 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoND wrote:
Toby R wrote:
Nice Thumbs Up

Haven't seen a wasp yet though, but plenty of bees.


There was a dead one sitting on my pillow the other day.

Can they still sting you when they're dead?


Yep.
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PostPosted: 08:59 - 02 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee Bee happily buzzed through the bathroom window (which was closed at the time, that's how big he is!!!) sometime this morning, to continue his five year mission (or is it three years? they live for around three years you know!) in the pollination of plants and being generally busy and cool Smile...

Fly free, McGee Bee Winged Tank dude Smile Thumbs Up .
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