Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[pepperami]

[stinkwheel]

[MCN]

[chickenstrip]

[A100man]

[A100man]

[chickenstrip]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

The BBC reporting the Princess Diana/ Martin Bashir interview story and loving it because its all about them, and not about them. “We asked the BBC to comment but no one was available for comment.” I still pay the licence fee but I increasingly wonder why.

[Ribenapigeon]

[hellkat]

uhhhh , my bloody ex (the big one) sent me a Whatsapp voice message, a fairly rare event these days: that man's voice still sends shivers down my girlie spine, no matter what kind of a big gorgeous *twatmeister* he can be



Fuckin LOL
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

When you say big do you mean girth, length or both?
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

Wot are you like.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[A100man]

Shell green advert with the chubby blonde girl who claims her Billy Connelly look-alkie father is a farmer.. Total bollocks don't look like any farmer Ive ever met.. unless of course you include that twat from Blur who became a 'farmer'.
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[Ribenapigeon]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Adverts?! TV licences??? WTF are these things?

MCNs tyre puncture goop, I have successfully fixed existing bike and car punctures with it, for tiny holes from staples though it might not seal them up.

I had to widen the tiny hole then go on a ride, to allow the rubber crumbs to work their way in. It's magic stuff, works at over xxx MPH.
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[to v or not to v]

[to v or not to v]

i was fortunate enough, to be home this morning, to see the last 2 Blue tit chicks leave the nest box that i put up.
the tiny little things hid behind some plant pots on the patio for about twenty minutes, then they made their way to the border of the garden and hid under the plant life waiting to be fed.
about an hour later a Magpie swooped in and killed the pair of them.

revenge will be mine

[Easy-X]

[Islander]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[Islander]

[Easy-X]

If you don't have apex predicators (birds of prey) and scavengers (magpies) to modulate the sparrow population then suddenly there are sparrows everyone eating everything and stealing the food of all sorts of other animals.

This has been seen in the oceans with deliberately overfishing sharks and culling of dolphins - a chance of entire ecosystem collapse
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Polarbear]

[MCN]

Midgies are horrible little kuhnts when they attack.

Most folk hate everything about the wee bastirts.

But the little dudes are a phytoplankton of the highlands.

A basic and abundant food source for a diverse range of higher organisms.

And they keep Scottish Wilderness free of too many tourists and the non-biodegradable shite that they leave in their wake.
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.