Tell your stories

[Shaun]

I complain too much about boring threads but never start any that will interest me at the time, so come on people tell your stories here, whether they be good or bad!

[cliff]

Thats more like it shauny.
I passed out in a field once after smoking too many bongs. Woke up the next morning still in the same place I had passed out and wondered where my mates had gone.
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[M1ke]

It's kind of an open thread, I need prompts to remind me of things that have happened

I went straight over an island once, up a curbe at 50mph and ended up in a farmers field still rubber side down but with an interesting crack in the rs125 front wheel...

[M1ke]

Did I tell you about the time I got lost for 3 hours in the middle of walsal with no mobile phone?

[Shaun]

No Mike, you never did tell us how you managed to get lost in walsall twice in one weekend.

[M1ke]

Well I was awaken very early by a naked scotty asking for a lift to work. I was still hung over from the previous night and in a location I had never visited.

I had no map and no phone. Just how the hell was I meant to find my way back to lauras house after taking scotty the 5 or so mile to work?

[Frost]

by using your male sense of direction!

[Shaun]

By taking my phone with you like you were supposed to, not take it off me then put it back down on the side straight after.

[Sparks!]

Today I went around a roundabout

And wondered why a load of cars etc were pulling out across me..

Erm then realised I'd managed to ride straight through a red light on a roundabout.

Wasn't really close or anything there was a big gap, luckily, but I really really don't know how it happened I've never done anything like that before and I really don't know why but I just didn't even see any traffic lights?!

Have never done anything similar before and don't plan on doing it again
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[M1ke]

Well I wasn't far away when Lauras parents found me cruising around the streets aimlessly looking for a road I couldn't even remember the name of Next time you can take scotty to work

[Shaun]

That won't happen, not since Scotty got him a wife and become anti-social.

[Smoto Bob]

Again i have had a kick ass day, went in a 1.8 turbo mk1 golf convertible though it was a crappy ass conversion!!! and they wanted 6k!!! ffs so we offer 1k

Went in a R32, that was some nippy car and looked around a few other cars

BIKERS BEWARE!!! they had a 200 BHP + deasil scoda how would that be!!!

And to top it off was looking at this project Fiat 500 with a JET ENGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Major_Grooves]

Did I mention the time I got drunk/crazed in a mountain village in Italy whilst ski-ing and broke into a house where I found myself in an attic staring out of the window wondering where I was, next thing I was wrestling with a big fat bald man, then realising I was probably in the wrong and started to cuddle him and left, and then my brother and I got arrested by the Caribinieri and taken to the local station where a pi$$ed off Caribinieri who was wearing only a pair of underpants punched my brother when I got dragged off to another room, where I got shouted at because I put my boots on the wall and left scuff marks on the newly painted wall then then we got released the next day?

No? Well I'll continue - we were woken by our rep who reminded us what we had done and that we had to go to the police station again to surrender our passports. We got let off but for the rest of the week, we got harrassed by the local Carabinieri and undercover police who would stop andone serving us drink.

We were the talk of the town. I got talking to the owner of a local hotel who had had the local police in to his hotel for a meal the other night. The mayor was also there for a meal.

It turned out it was the house of the mayor I had broken into and the big, fat bald man I had been wrestling was in fact the village mayor.

That's my best story that is, and it's true!
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[PsychoHippy]

I came to the conclusion today that the ZZR definately needs a new front tyre
Fourty five miles to work down the A4 from Chippenham to Newbury in the pissing rain and feeling the front wheel traveling sideways on the bends - I even slowed down to 80 to try and reduce the effect !
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[Annabella]

I got in a mardy with James one day and went for a walk around the local park and finished sitting on a bench, I then got appoached by a group of kids who wanted to know what school I went to as they hadn't seen me about and this bench was reserved for the "Whitchurch crew"
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[Scouse]

Shaun where's your story about travelling up someone's drive at 70mph?

[JonB]

I'll tell you all a childhood story...

I was 13, I was jumping on my sh*t Barracuda of a bike (Full sus mind you) and we had just built this new double, made of mud, we loved doing it and I had already jumped it, only 1 of 3 as well. My mate who is much better at mountain bike jumping than me didn't want to do the jump becuse it was "Dangerous" so he said I hadn't actually jumped it, So I lined up with the jump and moved away, just about to hit the jump when... a fit girl walked in front of me and I crashed into her, My bollocks hit the headset, I flipped over the handle bars and landed on her, with my head rested on her pleasanly fresh 13 year old Bosom

I then started to cry because of the pain I was getting from my genital area and then asked If I had killed this fit girl...I hadn't

I had major bruising for about a week and I think I am infertile!!!

Oh they were the days...
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[Beebug52]

Well I felt really stooopid when I stalled at a T junction and dropped the bike - glad I had the lid down so the cars couldn't see me go bright red!!

[headlamp]

In the mid 80's went to stay with a mate to stay at a mate of his apartment in Rome, over Easter.

Went to the Vatican City, and in the main building whilst admiring some architecture around a door it opened and a load of bishops stepped out followed by the Pope! As we were the only two people standing there he came over and started chatting to us! Other people started coming over and at the end of our chat he blessed us!

Lot's more like this!
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[McJamweasel]

I was in Rhodes a few years back and got ill (damn that greek food!), the cure was for a burly greek doctor to come into my hotel room and stab me in the ass. Twice. Then charge me £90 for the pleasure.
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[karen_moomin]

I seem to do funny things everyday (it comes with being blonde).

I once went to a foam party (not my usual idea of fun) and the next day I was innocently walking to the train station in Stoke (right across the University campus!) when I realised that my shoes had absorbed gallons of foam...it was raining and the more it rained, the more I foamed from my shoes.

I got some funny looks that day and was so embarrassed.

[craigT19]

I have a story for ya


whilst sat out side our hotel drinking a few beers (just infront of 22 gleaming bikes) well we got used to the idea that people came around with there kids purely to stare at our bikes for abit...cos u see the french do seem to really like there bikes.

Anyway..were sat there and this car pulls up with 2 young women in it....they drive around the corner, then reverse and take another look. They did this 3 or 4 times, so i turns around to a mate and say "next time they come around go talk to them" (for a laugh like).

So they come back...and a semi drunk chan walks across to the fence, and says "bon-jour" ermmmm you me...hotel formula one...shag? (whilst giving it all the thrusting arm movements ), to this the driver replies in semi english...ahhh weee (she opens the door) you get in...ehhh we go ehhh phuck!!

To this chan bottles it and stumbles off...and we piss ourselves laughing.


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[phill.c]