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PostPosted: 19:19 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

God, yeah.
I hate how my bloomers get caught in the chain.
Lordy Lord, getting that oil of of them is nigh on impossible.
And going over bumps with no brassiere ... my dear!
Positively uncomfortable.



Do you ride yourself?
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do, yes.

Hope that helps and good luck Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, I hate when you are riding round pillion and your young man spots a chum, pulls up and makes you show your ankles to his friend.

That really niggles me.

Not as much as when I see Jemima or Georgina, and I wave to them from the back seat ... "Yoo-hoooooo!" I often go, excitedly waving a glove at them ... "I'm over here!"

Takes a lot of waving sometimes to get them to notice me.
For some reason, my young man gets rather agitated about that.
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bicycle clips. A simple, yet often overlooked, piece of essential riding equipment.

I can't tell you the amount of times bicycle clips have saved me from serious injury or worse. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Mg40.

Problems? Niggles? Nothing an MG42 wouldn't solve Wink
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

In winter my nose runs, can you invent a suction device that stops it running into my mouth, like those things dentist have that remove excess saliva?
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Re: Issues with riding bikes Reply with quote

Mg40 wrote:
Just wondering if anyone has any problems or niggles when riding around. Doing a 3rd year project in product design at uni and want it to focus around biking. Would be very good if I got some answers
Thanks


My bike's not fast enough!
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't like it that you get wet when it rains, or that you can fall off.

Can you design a 4 wheeled bike so I can't fall off, and preferably with a roof, so I don't get wet when it rains
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most niggles I can put up with. Main issue is getting from point A to point B without having to encounter some toolshoe is isn't paying attention..

So yeh, if you do something about that I would consider you useful
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cagers.
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

when I sneeze with my visor down.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I keep sitting on my right bollock.


Never the left, always the right.
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I keep sitting on my right bollock.


Never the left, always the right.


On that note. If manufacturers could design a tank with a recess for them..that'd be great. And maybe fit a hole in the seat..similar to that pedalists seats have. Mine have never got in the way this much Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

asian women drivers, usually in a micra or polo
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I wear jeans under my textiles my ball skin gets pinched really uncomfortably.

True fact.
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

sharpe2002 wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I keep sitting on my right bollock.


Never the left, always the right.


On that note. If manufacturers could design a tank with a recess for them..that'd be great. And maybe fit a hole in the seat..similar to that pedalists seats have. Mine have never got in the way this much Laughing


I see that you don't quite undersatnd. I don't sit on my bollock due to a design flaw or poor ergonomics, I sit on it because I like the exquisite pain of my bollock feeling it's about to explode.
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

c_dug wrote:
If I wear jeans under my textiles my ball skin gets pinched really uncomfortably.


Glad it's not just me then.

Sometimes nips the end of my todger too. Bounce!
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PostPosted: 23:24 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

My pipe keeps going out. It needs some sort of speed sensitive lid. Chop chop.
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 24 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

My problems and niggles when riding are it can get expensive. So if you could kindly innovate a product to reduce the cost of bikes, insurance, petrol, tax and tyres, that would be great.

Thanks in advance.
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a serious dislike of compound fractures. Could your imbecile research make them a thing of the past?
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PostPosted: 01:23 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone else on the road ever, can you alleviate that niggle plzkthxbye.
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PostPosted: 02:14 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

mrbox wrote:
when I sneeze with my visor down.

respro foggy mask

Assholes tailgating me through the 20 and 30 zones, because i'm not doing a steady 40. Likely to be the same numpties dawdling through the NSL zones complaining about maniac bikers that they never saw zooming past at 300 dead kittens per hour. Equally likely to be doing this complaining on the phone whilst driving. Please design a product that forcibly fixes them.
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PostPosted: 07:27 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speed cameras, rain, vloggers, other road users, traffic lights, pot holes..... etc etc etc
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 25 Sep 2015    Post subject: Re: Issues with riding bikes Reply with quote

Mg40 wrote:
Just wondering if anyone has any problems or niggles when riding around. Doing a 3rd year project in product design at uni and want it to focus around biking. Would be very good if I got some answers
Thanks

If that's the best effort you can make at formulating a request for information you've got no business being at uni (unless it's Unigate and you're a milkman).
Practice saying "would you like fries with that", it'll come in handy in your future career.
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