Suggestions of terrible terrible music for circuit training

[Ste]

Uh huh.

So we've been told that we can make suggestions for music that'll be played at circuits this evening and the guy running it is quite happy for the songs to be terrible and the only rule is no swearing because kiddywinks are there.

Therefore I need your help to compile a playlist so great that they'll never let me suggest music ever again.

So far I've got these...

Vengaboys - Boom Boom Boom Boom
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
S Club 7 - Reach for the Stars
Village People - YMCA
Mr Weebl - Badger Badger Badger
Squid - Houseplants
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Hanson - Mmmbop
Village People - In the Navy
Russ Abbot - Atmosphere
Black Lace - Agadoo

Go on BCF, what songs should be on the list?

[recman]

Village People - In the Navy.

[yen_powell]

Squid 'Houseplants'
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[P.]

Baby Shark Extended Remix.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Agadoo - Black Lace
Atmosphere - Russ Abbott
The Chicken Song - Spitting Image
Anything by Gary Glitter
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[c_dug]

Rick Astley- Never gonna give you up
Baha Men - Who let the dogs out
Rebecca Black - Friday
Mr Blobby song
The Cheeky Song - cheeky girls
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[WD Forte]

Some of that atonal classical shit from Schoenberg etc will drive em nuts
TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJg4XbzSV9Q

A bit of Florence Foster Jenkins comes to mind
It's awful, but it always make me larf so may not have the effect you want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ubiUIxbWE
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[Rob W]

Anything by Paloma Faith.

That's not an actual song, I just mean literally anything that turd has ever produced.
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[drkbishop]

Raffi - Banana Phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_xfouK5KRc

[Easy-X]

Toy Dolls - Nellie the Elephant
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
The Blues Brothers & Ray Charles - Shake A Tail Feather
The Gap Band - Oops Upside Your Head
Crazy Frog - Axel F
Scatman John - Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop)
Utah Saints – Something Good '08
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[Nobby the Bastard]

Do not ever, ever disparage the toy dolls. Philistine.....
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Timmy Mallett, Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
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[stinkwheel]

The entire Boney-M back catalogue.
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[stinkwheel]

Or how about a Nonce set?

Rolph Harris, Garry Glitter, Lostprophets, R Kelly?
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Seasons In The Sun by Terry Jacks.

Chirpy Chirpy, Cheep Cheep by Middle of the Road.

(That dates me.)

[Islander]

Anything by Coldplay.

[P.]

[B1N]

Pizza day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA58nahVRzs

Tiny Pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWt5lvI-io

Danger Woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5T4YCxxbk8

Fashion Zombies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tU_uEZ2KrY

Giant Robot-Birdhead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bz9ukQyJLU

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Ribenapigeon]

Klaus Nomi

[MarJay]

Bob the builder
Mr Blobby
Crazy Frog
Cotton Eyed Joe
Jump by Kriss Kross
Informer by Snow
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[Zen Dog]

A lot of these suggestions are terrible songs, but they've got quite good rhythm. If you really want to disrupt people and get banned from making playlists, I suggest -

Like Irregular Chickens - Kid Koala - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISf73Q5ROI
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[Diggs]

Gay Bar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

Breaking the Law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

Children of the Grave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7UZeHvMYZA
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[pinkyfloyd]

This,. Just this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLONKOq6rh8

You can thank me later.
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[duhawkz]

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