another barge

[that_impulse_guy]

but a few weeks ago I was talking to the wife (yes, I found someone who can tolerate me) and we were discussing "the barge of dorset", and I played the usual game of "...and then?..." and how we laughed when the conclusion was: get another barge.

today, an order was placed for two more barges.

and then?
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[Easy-X]

Sounds like a plan. Wait till they're all asleep and tow them to Rwanda
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[Polarbear]

Better for them than a tent in Calais. Also, they might have to share a room

Shock, horror. Quick, get the 'What about my human rights' placards.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/asylum-seekers-hotels-home-office-b2351144.html
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[Raffles]

This fella seems to have his finger on the pulse:-

If you don't like it, fuck off back to France...
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[Easy-X]

Wow... someone actually said it. And someone you can't just brush off as a nobody. Don't get me wrong I'd still rather see all the boats sunk by the Royal Navy before they even got across the Channel but it's better than nothing.
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[doggone]

I don't get why the lefties are so keen to have them keep coming from war torn France and economically backward EU - when they have no plan for where they ought to go either.
It's almost as if it was all about using them as a way to cause huge public expenditure for political reasons.

[Rob Fzs]

[stinkwheel]

There was an Aussie on the radio this morning who was saying they stopped their illegal boat migrations from Indonesia within a few weeks. Two simple things.

1) They immediately sent all arrivals to the island of Naru for processing which is absolute bumfuck nowhere off the coast of New Guinea.

2) Anyone arriving illegally was automatically and permanantly barred from being given indefinate leave to remain. Assylum is still possible but if you arrive on an illegal boat, citizenship is never on the cards and your assylum claim is subject to review.

Once word went round, they stopped coming within a few weeks.

Asencion is probably even more remote. But I can't help thinking we spent a lot of time and effort hanging onto the Falklands...
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[Easy-X]

I like it! You can become a British citizen... just not necessarily in the UK
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[Easy-X]

Weird... I see a peak in 2017 and then the graph tends down. What are you seeing, Nobby?
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[stinkwheel]

[Easy-X]

The stats seem to show some extreme racism in Oz: applications from UK 100% rejected
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[Nobby the Bastard]

Australia allows a lot of emigration from the UK.

https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/people/people-and-communities/permanent-migrants-australia/latest-release
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Easy-X]

I'll add humourless to the list alongside conformist and state apologist
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[to v or not to v]

where can i go to seek asylum from global homo?
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[Nobby the Bastard]

Somewhere in sub-saharan africa or the middle east are your best bet. Enjoy....
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[Easy-X]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Polarbear]

[Easy-X]

Nobby's not stupid. He knows which side his bread is buttered and must support Current Thing™ for his continued employment.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[Ste]

[MCN]