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dodsi
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Rim tape application, l33t style Reply with quote
From the creators of "roadside cuisine" we bring you...

..."Rim tape application, l33t style"

Have you ever laid awake at night wondering how "l33t" your bike would look and how much it would improve your riding skills?

Well I for one have so I bring you the definitive guide to 'r0x0rness'!

Step 1 cleaning the rim

Cleaning your application surface is important in aiding the adhesive properties of the rim-tape.

https://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/extreme3d51/R0X0R5L33T001.jpg

Step 2 - Checking the contents

Well you know what egay is like!, luckily its all there (we are well on the road to 'l33tness' now!

https://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/extreme3d51/R0X0R5L33T002.jpg

Step 3 - Application

This must be done carefully to ensure maximum 'l33tness' and 'r0x0rz' I reccomend starting the tape off then using your index finger to smooth down ensuring no air bubbles are trapped.

https://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/extreme3d51/R0X0R5L33T004.jpg

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https://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/extreme3d51/R0X0R5L33T007.jpg

Make sure to leave a neat overlap also.

https://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/extreme3d51/R0X0R5L33T011.jpg

Now repeat untill both sides of both wheels are completed.

Step 6 - admire your new found 'l33tness'

wow how r0x0rz is this?

https://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/extreme3d51/R0X0R5L33T018.jpg


Now I am so l33t with my uber rim tape I can....

...Knee down

https://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/extreme3d51/R0X0R5L33T022.jpg

...Toe down...

https://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/extreme3d51/R0X0R5L33T024.jpg

...and of course even elbow down is easy for me now!

https://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/extreme3d51/R0X0R5L33T021.jpg

Now by following these simple steps you can improve your 'skillz' and get onto the road to 'l33tness' it worked for me, it can work for you...beutifull young virgins will fall from the sky and beg you to pop their cherries!

Thank you rim-tape for pimping my ride!

I would like to thank extreme3d (james) for being ultima l33t and assisting the dodsi coroporation plc on this quest for l33tness

We would also like to apologiese for over-use of the word 'l33t' and its subordinates.

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Dom
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PostPosted: 17:35 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Black rim tape on black tyres? Confused
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AcIdBuRnZ
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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OMG WTF THAT IS UBER L33T!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11111! U R THE KEWLEST BIKER EVER OMFG!!!!!11111!!!111!111!1111!!


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colin1
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
is it just me, or is black rim tape on black wheels impossible to see and therefore useless.

EDIT i see dom agrees
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AcIdBuRnZ
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dom wrote:
Black rim tape on black tyres? Confused


Where's yer sense o' humour man? Laughing


P.S. You didn't really think this was a serious thread did you?
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
It kicks ass.
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AcIdBuRnZ
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dodsi - obviously some people just aren't on our wavelength.

Funny thread Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dodsi, you are my hero.
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Liono
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dear Sir,

I found your rim tape guide to be especially useful, however it was lacking in one respect, namely that you fail to take into account the fact the other motorcyclists may have different colour wheels. I, for example, have a rather natty set of grey wheels, what colour would you reccomend so that my bike r0xxor5 my s0xx0rs?
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing

Laughing colinwall, dom, come on!!!!
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mrtEE
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
seems a lot of hassle just for a joke?

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dodsi
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dear sir,

In response to your querie on behalf of the dodsi corporation plc i would like to personally thank you for taking the time to write to us.

In respect to your query we would like to reccomend a 'rather natty grey' colour of rim tape. This would ensure uber l33tness!
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dodsi
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
mrtEE wrote:
seems a lot of hassle just for a joke?

Confused Shocked Thinking


I take my jokes seriously!

Here...

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=61795&highlight=cuisine

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divuk83
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Surely you could just get clear rim tape to save on the hassle of chosing a colour? Why not just do it with some sellotape?

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extreme3d
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
divuk83 wrote:
Surely you could just get clear rim tape to save on the hassle of chosing a colour? Why not just do it with some sellotape?


Because that's not the point, we were trying to take the p**s out of those who are sad enough to actually have rim tape and not properly painted wheels!!
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do others call you div aswell Rolling Eyes
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dodsi
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
divuk83 wrote:
Surely you could just get clear rim tape to save on the hassle of chosing a colour?


What is the hassle, I ordered black rim-tape off ebay...

divuk83 wrote:
Why not just do it with some sellotape?


Because that would not be l33t... Neutral
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extreme3d
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr.Everready wrote:
Do others call you div aswell Rolling Eyes


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dodger
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lol... classic post Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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McGee
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Kinda pointless black tape on black wheels Shocked but hey if i ever decided to put the red stuff on i have thanks Wink
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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divuk83
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
dodsi wrote:

divuk83 wrote:
Why not just do it with some sellotape?


Because that would not be l33t... Neutral


I dunno, I reckon it would look cool done with electrical tape or something?

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extreme3d
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Tom... told u we should have used Gaffa tape Laughing
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bugsy46
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
lmao top post dodsi


oh by the way

QUOTE "BLACK RIM TAPE ON BLACK TYRES???"


If you look closely you will see he has applied the tape to the RIMS

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PostPosted: 19:12 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 12 Oct 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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