National Steak & Blow Job Day - March 14th

headlamp · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

As one of the older forum members, birthdays do not hold the same allure as they do when you are younger. After 40 you try and forget that you are another year older, greyer with less vitality!

However, what 'perked' me up was the fact that March 14th (my birthday) has been designated Steak & Blowjob Day!! see https://www.steakandbjday.com/. The key question though is how I broach this subject with Mrs Lamp - she'd be happy to go out for a steak but the other thing is not something she does regularly.

Any ideas? Wink

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Black Knight · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Karma :

Just drape it slyly over the side of the plate next to the steak, she'll think its a tasty chipolata and munch away accordingly.
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veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

Hehe

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

It's my mums birthday on that day...

Something she's not telling me! :o

Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

Some confusion Thinking

Steak and Blow Job Day
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numark1 · Scared of girls Joined: 10 May 2004 Karma :

Stick you knob in a hot dog roll and give it to her.

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headlamp · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

xlizx · Scooby Slapper Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Karma :

Ummm...my boyfriend's vegetarian???
Somehow, 'Quorn battered chicken-style steak and blowjob day' has less of an allure! Razz

You could always wait for her to yawn, and when she does, pop it in then. If she complains, accuse her of leading you on. What a plan!

FreshAL · Sir Crashalot Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Karma :

I was sure it was March 20th

Google agrees

Oh well, just have to have 2 Mr. Green

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

I wonder if Google is going to have a themed image for it.

Googirl.com

Bahaha.

headlamp · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

maybe you guys just want to have one s&b day a week???? Laughing

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Kwaks · I'm not a fast rider Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Karma :

Well my birthdays on the 14th,so if I only let the gf know about the one on the 20th I could be lucky twice in one week Laughing

like that will happen

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Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

jesus. Its march the 20 because women get february the 14 (valentines day) all to themselves.

My missus has agreed to it.

A logical argument is in need.

Start with the, i feel valentines day has gone very much 'let the man prove he loves his gf/wife' day, which is fine. But its a bit unfair that girls get a day and we dont.

Oh but hang on, i did hear about a 'steak and blowjob' day, which seemed like a good idea.

Its worked for me Laughing

I even told my mum she should tell my dad about it.

It is only fair, i mean when was the last time you heard a bloke going 'fucking bastard gf, she got me a cheap card and when she took me out for dinner... we went to some chippy... and then all the bastard wanted to do is shag... '

Never i tell thee.

Never!
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Katie · Spanner Monkey Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Karma :

Tell her to have a good old go and find out what she's missing! Really, she's missing out!
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NSR Mick · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Karma :

PMSL, March 14th this year is my Daughters 1st Birthday. Very Happy

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

shes a bit young to be cooking a steak and im not even gonna continue on that line of thought
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8316 · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Karma :

the 14th's mi birthday as well! Smile

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