Birthday Presents for G/F

[J.K.R]

Well some of you may remember the thread 'Kissing Tips' im glad to say it worked out, Been with her since march ( )

But my main problem (as the title suggests) is that her birthday is less than a month away...And i dont have a clue what to buy her

Now, I doubt she'd wear anything i got her often (or at all!) she has 2 pairs of GHD's (cleverly spotted by myself) and im pretty sure she doesnt need anything. She doesnt wear rings, and doesnt like gold at all.

Now thats passed, Any help/ideas please? (budget max is £100 though im not keen on spending all of it - in enough debt as it is )

(Oh and im sure she doesnt come on here )
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[Rookie]

Get her a potato.

Roses only last for a couple of weeks, and that's if you leave them in water. Plus they only really exist to be pretty and smell nice. So it's like saying 'my love for you is transitory and based solely upon your physical appearance'.

But potatoes last forever! Even if you leave them in the sack for ages, not only will they not rot, they start growing stuff, which makes it a good symbol in itself.

But then there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! They even work as batteries. So that's like saying 'I have many ways in which I express my love for you.'

And even though potatoes are ugly, they're just wicked. So that's like saying 'it doesn't matter what you look like, I'll still love you.'

Potato!

[Sephiroth]

Next girlfriend I get is getting a sack of potatoes and that reason.

Rookie you're a genious .




I'm not joking...

[Handsome]

Take her out for a Meal and make it Romantic.....Or go to Boots and get her one of those Spa days for two and either go with Her or send Her and a friend, Trust me She'll love it.....they are about 90/100 quid.....
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[Rookie]

[Flip]

*Waits for the dildo joke*

[Handsome]

[xlizx]

Here's a crazy-assed, revolutionary concept....here goes, hold your breath....
ASK HER WHAT SHE WANTS?
Maybe she's got something in mind? If not, perfume is always nice, I like Miss Dior Cherie or Dior Addict personally. But then, she may think you're hinting that she smells. Make up can hint you think she's ugly. Clothes are impossible, because if they are to big, she'll think you reckon she's fat. If you get a size too small, she'll be indignant and think you're dropping hints.
Here's a plan....give her £100 and take her shopping!

[WavyGravy]

100 is a bit much to spend on someone youve only been going out with for 2 months, i'd halve it, but then again i'm mean.

ok 2 ideas for 50 quid.

Dents gloves, british made and the best you can buy, will cost you between 40 and 60, last for years, yes its a lot for a pair of gloves, but she'll know they're the best.

An antique of some sort, silver box, a roman candle holder/oil lamp, an egyptian amulet, you can pick this kind of stuff up for very little considering its age, and its unique. and very different
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[Icey]

[senna_f4]

Buy her;
1. An expensive bottle of wine £40
2. A single red/white rose
3. For £34 buy her this and she will love you as long as you buy batteries and turn the remote on.
https://www.sextoys.co.uk/Fun-Vibrators/Remote-Control-Pleasure-Panty.asp

https://www.sextoys.co.uk/modules/images/hi_resolution/N3357-remote_pleasure_panty.jpg

Good luck

PS give her the last present after she is a bit drunk
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[Suzuki]

So how can you have "2 pairs of GHD's" ??
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[Dragonfly]

you would know your all men here!

get her a gift voucher or just giver her your credit card
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[tribal_tiger]

Where's Toby with his standard "punch in the tits" responce!

It's my g/f's birthday later this month and I'm getting her a lot of silly things that have a bit of meaning between us.

Some of the things are some American sweets that I know she loves but are hard to get over here. Just things i know she'll enjoy and prove to her that I occasionally listen to what she says!

That and a pissing expensive bag that's she's seen and been dropping hints about. I say hints, she know that for a hint to work with me it has to be "I like that bag. If you stuck for ideas for my birthday I'd like that!"
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All of it.

[veeeffarr]

As it's a special occasion I'd give her a nice uppercut in the twat instead.

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

Your birthday's are 4 days apart. Go on holiday, or at least have a romantic weekend away.

Edit: this also let's you do what Toby suggested.
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[veeeffarr]

BUST HER UPSIDE THE HEAD

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