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ISLAND GIRL
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 31 Jan 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
How on earth are we supposed to know the answer to that! What I mean is if we dont know anyone in person and what they are like then its impossible to say.
Some of you may hide behind matcho names etc but I expect half of you are just young lads who would run a mile as soon as trouble reared its ugly head, lmao Laughing No offence Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 31 Jan 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd say someone who can take it and only react if they need to is hard. I've seen a mate stand there when someone punched him clean on the jaw and he just smiled back at him instead of hitting him. I'd be more bothered about starting trouble with them than someone who goes around looking for trouble. The same mate though did retaliate when his brother was getting the shit beaten out of him by 3 lads with bats. 2 of them ended in hospital and one legged it because he wasn't "hard".

Hard people don't tend to try and advertise the fact that they are because they don't need to and also there will always be someone else around the corner that could put you in your place.
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 31 Jan 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whats a cnut?

I know what a walnut is, a hazel nut, a monkey nut a peanut even.. but never came across a cunt?

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PostPosted: 22:10 - 31 Jan 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dunno, but I hear it has a sort of fishy taste.....
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 31 Jan 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Siggi wrote:

Eh? What kind of nut is a cunt?


Exactly.
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 31 Jan 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
markcatate wrote:
I told silver he could have a ganders if he ever beat me round a track but i don't mind that bet because i can't see him ever winning. Smile


Your unprovoked obsession is becoming worrying... but with a prize like that, I can guarentee you'll beat me, I won't change out of first! Shocked

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I'll just cry if that's my reward...
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 31 Jan 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
bonny_ricardo wrote:

People i think are hard are the people who, if they feel the need, would kick off WITH the pigs, let alone in front of them. And will keep coming back.


Hahahaha thats not hard, my nextdoor neighbour does that everytime the police get called for a domestic,goes screaming shouting and takes a swing at them.He's not hard he's more scared his misses will kick the shit out've him if he stays there.
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 31 Jan 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hex wrote:
Whats a cnut?

Nah, wrong type of nut - it's the type you'd use a c-spanner on Wink.
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Silver wrote:

Your unprovoked obsession is becoming worrying... but with a prize like that, I can guarentee you'll beat me, I won't change out of first! Shocked
I'll just cry if that's my reward...


I was gonna stalk you a bit but you live to far away. Sad
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Silver
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
markcatate wrote:
I was gonna stalk you a bit but you live to far away. Sad


Laughing

What sort of stalker are you? That's no bloody level of dedication!

Just get your arse up to Box Hill (not that I've managed it yet this year... too damned busy getting drunk!) Wink
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Silver wrote:
Just get your arse up to Box Hill (not that I've managed it yet this year... too damned busy getting drunk!) Wink


My arse only Shocked seems this obession swings both ways.

The drunk thing is good too. Cool
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PostPosted: 00:43 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
I reckon the best idea is all the hard cnuts meet up and fight till ones left.

All at once (definately more fun to watch) or tournament stylee
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Anyone who has done Army training etc gets my respect of being hard/tough. Takes alot to put your self through pain, that's just the run/TAB to the battle.

My friend at the age of 18 volunteered! Not called up, to go to Iraq and is leaving this weekend, that's hard in it's own way, he's not stupid either, just something he want's to do. Thumbs Up
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I would volunter why not its a once in a life time and you become a vetran of combat thats big bragging rights to.

Also im not sure bout UK armed forces but here you get loads of discounts for being a vetran College, insurance etc.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
McGee wrote:
I would volunter why not its a once in a life time and you become a vetran of combat thats big bragging rights to.

Also im not sure bout UK armed forces but here you get loads of discounts for being a vetran College, insurance etc.


I dunno but if you show your Army ID card in Game, Aldershot you get discount, I know, I've used mine Thumbs Up . Laughing
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I'd join no mans army unless I was guaranteed I'd be allowed to shoot at some cnut with my gun.

Royal Marines are hard.
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PostPosted: 01:52 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
I'd join no mans army unless I was guaranteed I'd be allowed to shoot at some cnut with my gun.

Royal Marines are hard.


Heard it all before. "I'd join the army just to shoot people"... right.

Would you be tough enough for them to let you shoot at someone? Sleep (what sleep) in pissing wet, run when your legs feel like collapsing etc. It's not all that bad though, you learn to enjoy it as a very tough challenge, I only had to do it at the weekends and the odd weeks away, fuck knows how the marines do it.

It's easy to say yes, but trying getting up and doing it.
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4 yrs regular army and 2 yrs in the paras mooker.
Came home from Kuwait wounded by a sneaky mortar.
But I shot, killed and probably maimed for life loads of the enemy.
It was worth it.
I make a packet running security with several offshore expat companies now. Good work if you can get it.
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Tell you what walloper hire me Wink

Im hella good with a rifle and cqb is a piece of pish Wink Oh and im surgical with a shotty Shocked
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PostPosted: 02:14 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
4 yrs regular army and 2 yrs in the paras mooker.
Came home from Kuwait wounded by a sneaky mortar.
But I shot, killed and probably maimed for life loads of the enemy.
It was worth it.
I make a packet running security with several offshore expat companies now. Good work if you can get it.


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Walloper wrote:
4 yrs regular army and 2 yrs in the paras mooker.
Came home from Kuwait wounded by a sneaky mortar.
But I shot, killed and probably maimed for life loads of the enemy.
It was worth it.
I make a packet running security with several offshore expat companies now. Good work if you can get it.



Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Walloper gets my vote then Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I'm about to do P(ara) Company selection in a fortnights time (along with my combat infantryman course) and let me tell you its no walk over. I had butterflys in the pit of my stomach when I was watching a prior p company selection video.

And rule me out for being hard cos until I pass the selection I'm just a wannabe Wink
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I would love to be Para/Airbourne Shocked
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PostPosted: 05:09 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
DukeRed wrote:
I reckon the best idea is all the hard cnuts meet up and fight till ones left.

All at once (definately more fun to watch) or tournament stylee


I do recall being told by an irish mate of mine about a 'king of the pikeys' competition...

He might be talking arse, but i trust him more then others (funny judo stories about him floating about lol)
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bonny_ricardo wrote:


even karate, karate is known as the lowest of the low.



Hmm, I always thought Ninjitsu was the bottom of the pile Confused
Maybe karate is the lowest of the 'do' forms.

Ninjitsu is certainly the lowest of the bujitsu forms.

Im a Jujitsu fan myself Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 01 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
4 yrs regular army and 2 yrs in the paras mooker.


If you spent two years with the paras, then how come in your earlier post, you called marines hard. Bet your para mates would love that.
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