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Harold_Shand
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I am taking my gay mixed race pregnant transexual son to Scarborough in August as he needs a break from his heroin and cider addict mother who smokes 60 a day and claims £60,000 a year in benefits.
I had a lottery win, well, infact I found a pound when I was looking for cigarette ends on the floor and thought I'd put it on an up and down double on the 3:45 at Uttoxeter. It came in and with my £700 winnings I bought 8 litres of cider and 694 lines on the National Lottery, lucky me, I won £300. So we're off to Scarborough, me, my boy and my two staffies, Rock and Tyson.
My boy is a very keen photographer, infact so keen that the police once confiscated his camera, they became so interested in his work they also took his computer and have put him on a special 'register' of top photographers in the area. I'm sure he will be delighted to take some pool-side snaps to help this project along.
We are leaving in the first week of August and as long as I see my probation officer on the Friday, that gives us six days. I play ukele with the local black history and battered lesbian muslims for peace in Northern ireland group the following week, so hope to be back by then. Would love to be on the show, although won't be too active myself due my freak bollock, cleft lip and Beadle hands. Hope to hear from you soon.
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Posted: 23:13 - 29 Jun 2010  Post subject: |
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Make sure you PM the OP, just in case they have become disillusioned with us BCFers and they miss your heart warming story  |
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Redoko
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| Harold_Shand wrote: | I am taking my gay mixed race pregnant transexual son to Scarborough in August as he needs a break from his heroin and cider addict mother who smokes 60 a day and claims £60,000 a year in benefits.
I had a lottery win, well, infact I found a pound when I was looking for cigarette ends on the floor and thought I'd put it on an up and down double on the 3:45 at Uttoxeter. It came in and with my £700 winnings I bought 8 litres of cider and 694 lines on the National Lottery, lucky me, I won £300. So we're off to Scarborough, me, my boy and my two staffies, Rock and Tyson.
My boy is a very keen photographer, infact so keen that the police once confiscated his camera, they became so interested in his work they also took his computer and have put him on a special 'register' of top photographers in the area. I'm sure he will be delighted to take some pool-side snaps to help this project along.
We are leaving in the first week of August and as long as I see my probation officer on the Friday, that gives us six days. I play ukele with the local black history and battered lesbian muslims for peace in Northern ireland group the following week, so hope to be back by then. Would love to be on the show, although won't be too active myself due my freak bollock, cleft lip and Beadle hands. Hope to hear from you soon. |
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| Posted: 23:38 - 29 Jun 2010 Post subject: |
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I have no interest in a holiday I am just posting to ask Ste if I can have a loan of his cat.
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| Posted: 17:56 - 30 Jun 2010 Post subject: |
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* families with an interesting reason for going on holiday e.g. recent bereavement, step families taking a first holiday
* separated fathers taking the children on holiday - mums if your ex-partner is taking the kids for a few days please pass the message on
* mixed race families
* a father and son(s)
* extended families
Ah so no normal families then?
No mums taking their kids on holiday when the dad is the main carer?
No father and daughters?
FFS I thought the licence fee was supposedly for paying for the "high brow" programming that the commercial stations wouldn't touch!!
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