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karen_moomin
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

phill.c wrote:
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I realised that my shoes had absorbed gallons of foam...it was raining and the more it rained, the more I foamed from my shoes.


thats funny Laughing


Why, thank you. I can assure you that it wasn't very funny at the time! I felt like a right plonker!
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phill.c
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PostPosted: 14:04 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats cheered me up now from being bored at work
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andrew
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went on a boat on holiday and was sea sick for the first time. Even going past the nudist beach didn't perk me up. Sad
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phill.c
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andrew wrote:
I went on a boat on holiday and was sea sick for the first time. Even going past the nudist beach didn't perk me up. Sad


Shocked it would perk me up Laughing or was there only dirty mingers??
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andrew
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

No there was plenty of young lovelies about I was just being sick for most of the 2 hour journey (what would Goosey say eh?). Might have been the numerous cocktails I drunk the night before? Sick
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phill.c
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Might have been the numerous cocktails I drunk the night before?


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dainesefreak
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PostPosted: 15:55 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a kid there used to be an abandoned childrens home down the road from my mates house. It had been shut for a while and boarded up but as usual everyone had ripped the boarding down and used it as a play ground.

As a group of mates we all used to own Gat guns and go shooting one another in the local woods. One day instead of going to the woods we decided it would be a good laugh to get into the home and use it as sort of a "killing house". We'd been in there for a while messing about, diving through windows and running around the gardens.

Eventually we got bored and left, went to the mates house left the guns and picked up our "Rasta Blaster" (stereo for those that don't know) and went back out. We went back out and sat on a bit of grass not far from the old home with music playing. A couple of minutes later a white police van came screaming up the road and a load of armed officers jumped out. Apparently some old dear had seen a load of armed men shooting at one another! Embarassed

This was a long time ago and air guns didn't quite have the stigma they do these days. The OAP must have had bad eyesight because we were only about 13! Very Happy
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Stew
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, this happened a long long time ago, in fact I told this story on BCF nearly 2 years ago. Its nothing to be proud of but it made people laugh the last time around. Not gonna post it again, just go and read the original thread.
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=18767#18767

The story was made funnier because Korn had changed my avatar to a picture of a toilet and I had no idea why it had happened at first and just thought someone was playing pranks. Rolling Eyes
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes @ Jay (Scouse)

Well, decided to go out for a bit of a ride with Mike and agreed that I would take jay pillion, we got to some twisties and as expected Mike got past me and a bit ahead. I for some reason startied pushing it harder than I normally would which was going great until I realised I was getting closer and closer to Mike. I should've took this as an indication that I was maybe pushing it a bit too far but I didn't, so continued to push it, a few corners later I came out of a left hander at about 80mph, looked straight ahead of me to see what appeared to be the road going straight on, I failed to notice the tiny sign half hidden by someones hedge indicating that it was actually a sharp right hander. By the time I had realised my mistake and knew for a fact I would never make it around the corner with my positioning and speed I got chance to brake and got the speed down to about 70 before I headed straight up the drive way of someones house, stopped half way up and turned around without them noticing, I think. Shook me up a bit for the rest of the ride though and I didn't dare push it again. Sad
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andrew
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's made my day that has. Honestly, pure genius! Reminds me of the time I woke up because my sister was screaming, my brother-in-law decided the wardrobe with all their clothes in it looked like a toilet. Very Happy
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M1ke
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO at stews 'wet dream'
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Danny
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL @ Stoo, that really is funny Laughing
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mazza
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last thing I remember was...

Walking along Tottenham Court Rd with a pint of lager in my hand to find the Central Line to go home in Ealing Broadway. I have no idea how I managed to find myself in Hainault Station at about 07:30 the following morning. Embarassed

It embarresses me to even think of that today. The thought that I must have been manhandled out of the train as in was going up and down the central line. That's almost 20 years ago. (Geeze, it can't be! it is!! Shocked )
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Zimma
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 23 Jun 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

mazza wrote:
how I managed to find myself in Hainault Station at about 07:30 the following morning. Embarassed


Ahh, that old game - I've woken up in places I don't know how I got to twice now...

First time was a few years ago after a nice drinking session at the Limelight club near Picadilly circus... I don't remember getting chucked out for falling through a fire escape door, but I sort of have a memory of being outside and calling Susi. Then the next thing I know I wake up on an n9 bus at 6am or so in Aldwitch, about 4 miles from where I'd started. God knows how long I was on that bus but it must've taken me out to where I live and back into Central London again. Needless to say I was rather confused, I didn't have a clue where Aldwitch was at that point and I was still rather dizzy. Laughing

Second time was a couple of months ago after leaving Sids bar just of Tottenham Court Road, it closed at around midnight, but I blacked out around 10:30-11ish. Next memory I have is being on a tube train at the depot in High Barnet at 5:30am (not that I knew what time it was) with the train being washed or something (think I was asleep on a seat and I fell off which woke me up) it goes all patchy again but I think I was escorted from the train to the main part of the station... then I remember walking up a long alleyway and stumbling out onto the pavement. Of course I didn't have a clue where I was as I hadn't seen the sign in the station so I didn't know if the trains were running or anything.. I just wandered(stumbled) around for a bit trying to hitch a lift to no avail, till a bus came along which took me to a place that look like it had people in it. I asked the bus driver where I was etc and managed to wobble to the bus stop I needed to head back into London. Bus came along and the bus driver asked me where I was going, so I said, wherever you go mate, he was like "is it a good idea getting on a bus if you don't know were it goes" I groaned and climbed up the stairs. Sat on that for a while and noticed another tube station that was now open, so guessed the trains were running and got off the bus, found out it was a picadilly line and got the train to Kings Cross. Finally arrived back at Susi's around 7:30am, but as it was now a Friday as I'd been out Thursday night (always a bad idea) and I had work in a few hours... Needless to say I didn't go and my boss wasn't happy at all, got a warning for it. Laughing

Now, I don't really like drinking all that much... I always seem to black out. Sad

Lesson learned. Mr. Green
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