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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 18 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Translation: I'll be giving knee tremblers out the back of the chippy to pay the insurance on it.
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 18 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Translation: I'll be giving knee tremblers out the back of the chippy to pay the insurance on it.


I think it was a Jethro* joke that went something like...

Talking of eating fish... I saw Tamsyn outside the chip shop last night, leaning against the wall and eating her chips, staring into the night sky with a faraway look... 'cept I noticed her knickers were down around her ankles. I said "Tamsyn, why are you standing there with your knickers round yer ankles?" and she said "oh? has he gone then?"

*RIP
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 18 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
i don't get it - is she a paraplegic??
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 18 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ah, I though I could smell that unmistakable whiff of gingivitis.
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 20 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
All black bikes always say to me "Courier? No mate, I work as a Bond Villain henchman." Smile
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 20 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MilfHunter wrote:
£3990 seems a bit steep for the year and mileage. I was thinking a £1000 less.


It is, but you'd be lucky to get one in decent nick from a dealer for 3k. As a general guide you're probably talking ~£3200 private, ~£3500 dealer for a standard Mk1 striple. ~£3500 private, £3900 dealer for a Mk1 striple R.

They're all modded to a greater or lesser extent, so look around for the ones you want, it doesn't seem to make a massive difference to the price. And make sure you go and look at anything you're considering. I saw a few that looked great in (even good quality) pics, and really didn't in person.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 17:51 - 20 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MilfHunter wrote:

I don't mind removing any unwanted bling like I say this bike is going to stay with me for a very long time.



Try not to use a wall to remove 'unnecessary bling' this time, Ashley.
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 20 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
MilfHunter wrote:

I don't mind removing any unwanted bling like I say this bike is going to stay with me for a very long time.



Try not to use a wall to remove 'unnecessary bling' this time, Ashley.


That's a bit cruel Nobby, he's not being a donk. Let live.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 20 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:


That's a bit cruel Nobby, he's not being a donk. Let live.



You've obviously not seen the threats about punching people out at bbq then.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 20 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
The smell of your gummy mouth will be worse.
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PostPosted: 08:32 - 21 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just been looking at some ratings that Milfhunter has been getting - 95 % negative. Really? Yes, he can be a bit of a chump on occasion but can’t we all? How about people don’t just default to trying to ban him and leave him alone? He’s certainly not the worst poster on here, he’s actually quite amusing on occasion. If you don’t like his mannerisms just don’t read his posts!
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 21 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
1198 wrote:
He’s certainly not the worst poster on here


Who is the worst?
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