I'm trying to find a husband for someone at my church

[McHattrick]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[A100man]

[Nobby the Bastard]

You'd be able to follow the rope to find your way out....
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[A100man]

Out of curiosity I googled 'Zambian women' and found myself directed to a fascinating web-site called 'Zambian Mail-order Brides' - who knew? Anyhow here's one image that was presented...

https://mail-order-bride.com/images/all/86-1593256841972.jpg

.. are we getting warm?
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750, SL1000

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600, Skorpion

[pepperami]

[Polarbear]

Bloody hell, she's stolen my mooring rope to make a wig.

https://d2j6dbq0eux0bg.cloudfront.net/images/2265800/2405108158.jpg
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

probably more like this

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-wBbqvnDqwMM%2FT43YwcYLlhI%2FAAAAAAAAAb4%2FO6Pq7tg5eXM%2Fs1600%2Fmulher%2Bfeias.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
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PRESENT: 2018 BMW S1000XR SE Sport.
PAST: 2009 Kawasaki ER-6F. 2021 Zontes ZT-125U.

[pepperami]

[pepperami]

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

[pepperami]

[Jmoan]

Is this her dating profile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8

[hellkat]

She looks like a nice girl.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Zen Dog]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Being taller than me but weighing less with a big bum and boobs doesn't compute.

Add Zambian descent and its going to be kilos, not pounds.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Polarbear]

[Skudd]

[Diggs]

She looks a tad 'special interest' to me. There will be plenty of takers, I'm sure...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

[A100man]

Hmm, all jokes and poor taste comments aside we never did get to see the proposed pic(s) from IceBurger - did we?
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750, SL1000

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600, Skorpion

[Zen Dog]

[Ste]

[Islander]

You both have far too much time on your hands. Deviants

[hellkat]

Would that be cold gravy or would you warm it up first?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.