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blamski
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 15 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
blamski wrote:


haha.... yeah. the wasp in the helmet was one of the first things that happened to me when I started riding a moped around the city 3 years ago. the bugger stung me right under the eye.

just the clavicle to go then. i'll keep you informed


For one ON the helmet try this place:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/62/85/85/6285854907d8a9d30ee28fa62c2bdb34--wasp-retro-humour.jpg


haha. i so wish that was real. i actually have an excellent joke about wasps, but maybe this isn't the forum for it...
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 16 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
blamski wrote:


haha. i so wish that was real. i actually have an excellent joke about wasps, but maybe this isn't the forum for it...


If its crude and in very bad taste it probably is
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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 16 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
WD Forte wrote:
blamski wrote:
i actually have an excellent joke about wasps, but maybe this isn't the forum for it...
If its crude and in very bad taste it probably is

I suspect that actually it's neither crude nor in bad taste, which is what makes it inappropriate here...
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blamski
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 16 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Its crude, as in rudimentary, and just bad.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 16 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
In that case I'll come to your rescue.

"G'day, Fosters helpline. How can we help you today?"
"My missus has been stung on her minge by a wasp, its swollen up and i can't get my cock inside it"
"Bummer, mate!"
"Righto, good idea!"
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telent
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 16 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
blamski wrote:
Its crude, as in rudimentary, and just bad.


I bought an album called "English Wasp Sounds", but on first listening it didn't sound right. Realised I was playing the B side.
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 17 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
telent wrote:
blamski wrote:
Its crude, as in rudimentary, and just bad.


I bought an album called "English Wasp Sounds", but on first listening it didn't sound right. Realised I was playing the B side.


Tut Tut Doh! groan! That’s bad!
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blamski
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 17 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
telent wrote:
blamski wrote:
Its crude, as in rudimentary, and just bad.


I bought an album called "English Wasp Sounds", but on first listening it didn't sound right. Realised I was playing the B side.


that's the one, but the version I know is much, much longer
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Bhud
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PostPosted: 01:10 - 19 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
blamski wrote:
It may be purely coincidental, but after just 2 hours of riding the 125 around the streets yesterday, I felt more in control of the CB500 then ever in this morning's class. Despite the gentle rain and gusty wind (not mine) I did my best MOD1 performance by a mile.


Excellent. Keep up the good work.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 20 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
bizarrely Honda are still making the XL125 - on drum brakes front and back. That's for the Kenyan market, lol.


Is that the really old one with a kickstarter? Wub I had one of them, mighty little things. Would have another if I could find one in reasonable nick. I had a proper laugh on that. Cool
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 20 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
bizarrely Honda are still making the XL125 - on drum brakes front and back. That's for the Kenyan market, lol.


Is that the really old one with a kickstarter? Wub I had one of them, mighty little things. Would have another if I could find one in reasonable nick. I had a proper laugh on that. Cool


yeah kick but also electric now - as you can see in the photo they've restyled the plastics at the front, and the headlight - but the it's same air cooled engine, and the same drum brake up front

https://ke.honda/content/dam/dotHonda/cq_img/contents/xl125-img-L-000.jpg
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