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Steve H
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 21 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
markcatate wrote:
What was the outcome?? Thumbs Up

Jon B – refused to pay for the damage after his Dad’s insurance told him that his son was only insured for minimal mileage and he’d exceeded his allowance on Day 1.

Jon’s Dad – took an extra job in order to pay for the dent, unfortunately he still couldn’t quite afford the Garage’s exorbitant bill despite a week of battering chicken wings at KFC so he became a member of his local Gym. After a month on the weights he bent the bonnet back into shape using his bare hands. Jon’s Dad can currently be seen on Eurosport attempting to qualify for the Worlds Strongest Man Competition.

Kickstart – Is currently undertaking a BTEC degree in Haynes Workshop Manual A-Z Knowledge and is studying the letter ‘C’ Capri to Chrysler Sunbeam.

Wild Goose – After posting the funniest response in this thread Wild Goose changed his moniker to ‘Wild Thing’ and is working the Northern Club circuit interspersing jokes and magic tricks with his very own brand of Film Noir references.

Flat Spot – His use of the phrase ‘believe me’ in this thread is one that is often under utilised in this forum although after methodical investigation it would appear that he uses it more than any other BCFer. Flat Spot uses of the phrase on this website include…
‘Believe me Dad, I didn’t drink all of your beer *hic*’
‘Believe me Officer, I was going exactly at the permitted speed limit’
‘Believe me Mum, I always have my hand wrapped around my thing when I’m watching womens netball’

ZRX61 – After the thread he decided that his comical aggression and grumpy old man routine was wearing a little thin and booked himself into Clown College. After receiving his diploma in custard pie flinging he is now considering changing his moniker to ‘Flopsy’ although he admits openly that he finds it difficult to downshift whilst wearing 2 foot long clown shoes and baggy trousers.

Christ I’m bored today Confused
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instigator
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Joined: 19 Oct 2004
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 21 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Steve H wrote:
Christ I’m bored today Confused


I can fucking tell!!!! Laughing Laughing Waaaay too much effort Razz
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colin1
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Joined: 17 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 21 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
i loved it tho
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Jack_Cheese
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Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 22 Apr 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Handbags at 10 paces at sunrise? It's like an argument over bingo results in an old folks home...

Jack
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