Todays - What Grinds my gears

[Nobby the Bastard]

[UncleFester]

Speeding course accepted. Will try and refrain from being my usual self!
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2017 Z1000SX

[Howling Terror]

[UncleFester]

Play the game etc. Anyway it's an online one, i'll leave them on the laptop and crack on with a bit of Fallout 4
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2017 Z1000SX

[Easy-X]

[Minty]

[struan80]

Toothache is killing me. My teeth are so bad. The way I feel right now they can remove the remander of my teeth so I can spend the rest of my life eating mince and tatties.

I've only got 8 teeth and wear dentures.

Wish I could afford implants. My gums are receeded so I'm not even sure that would be a good idea.

TL,DR Fucking toothache is not good

[to v or not to v]

[Howling Terror]

[UncleFester]

Yep. i'll engage as far as i have to but i've no desire to try and get a point across. If i can feign interest for the required time - happy days.

Got to love a PIP for the laptop whilst i play games on the same screen. I'll even be looking at them
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2017 Z1000SX

[Easy-X]

Could you just play a video on a loop of you looking very attentive?
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[UncleFester]

[stinkwheel]

I just won't do one. I can't be trusted.

"What's your stopping distance at 90mph?"

"Depends which bike I'm on. A litte under 100 yards on my sportsbike for comfort. I could do less in an emergency..." etc.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Robby]

Neither of the two answers above would be considered a bad answer from the courses I've done.

On stopping distance, mostly it was a bunch of blank looks, tentative questions about what a stopping distance is, total lack of knowledge that the highway code exists. The course opened my eyes to how infrequently some people think.

On "why are you here", a solid 30% on my last one thought it was because they were being victimized by the police. They ranted about it at every opportunity. I felt like the only guilty man in Shawshank.

"I'm here because I got caught this time" is a valid answer.

[Ste]

[Diggs]

[Easy-X]

[to v or not to v]

[Polarbear]

Got rear ended by a lorry at a roundabout in my Jag.

My chest hurts like fcuk when I breathe. Jags electric tailgate is totally fucked. Cops had to lever it open because doggo was in the back and lying very still. Thankfully she is fine and was probably a bit shocked (like me!!)

Jag drives OK but I suspect being 13 years old and a totally fucked tailgate and rear wings will be a right off and I'll be offered a twix and 3 jelly babies by First Direct.

I will probably go on the bangeronics route now. Can't afford 20k for a decent newish car.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Easy-X]

Put new batteries in the weighing scales... Egads! Over 12 stone Thankfully I only have size 7 feet otherwise I'd be mistaken for a hobbit.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter