What is with 'ego'???

[Hong Kong Phooey]

You're doing it all wrong. Let them 'win' then sleekly filter past when they're stuck at the next choke point.

Bonus points if they try to block you, but kindly end up making extra space for you on the opposite side.

Give them a nice little wave of thanks as you fuck off into the distance.
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[Skudd]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Skudd]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Smiler said that, out of all the cocks flopped in his face whilst he was trying to surreptitiously take photos out his glory hole, mine was the biggest.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

My father in law, a bit of a Brentford lad in his time, used to do a bit of DIY with his Araldite, fixing things around the house. So one day he found one of them fancy victoriana toilet doorplates that say "Gents" and have a cherub pissing on them.

Got out his Araldite, increased the size of the knob to "obscene" so that visiting Italian relatives would do a double-take.

I'm not sure whether to be pleased that Nobby has brought that particular image to mind, or whether to just relegate it to Room 101 and retch despairingly in the corner.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

^^You've taken that too far
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right