Stuffed weasel on a motorbike...

zephyrgirl · Spanner Monkey Joined: 21 Jun 2004 Karma :

You may recall a little while back I found a stuffed canoeing squirrel on eBay.

Well, now just take a look at this little beauty..

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Taxidermy-Wild-Weasel-on-a-Motor-Bike_W0QQitemZ300048550036QQihZ020QQcategoryZ67212QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

https://i11.ebayimg.com/01/i/08/f2/fa/1f_1.JPG

There is also a mole with a lawnmower.
WTF?

Totally random and all good!
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Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

And what are you looking for to come across these random dead animals? Shocked

zephyrgirl · Spanner Monkey Joined: 21 Jun 2004 Karma :

Well...

I've been thinking of a way to profit from roadkill.
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Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

Hmm, not easy, as the cookbook's already out there.

zephyrgirl · Spanner Monkey Joined: 21 Jun 2004 Karma :

Yeah,
The problem with the stuff I hit is that all the bones seem to shatter into tiny pieces, making it quite a chore to pick them all out of the meat.

I thought if I could find some alternative way of selling on the remains I could relieve some of the guilt I have.

PS I know that you are not supposed to pick up roadkill that you have dispatched yourself. But if you turn your vehicle around & drive back to the point of impact you can quite legitimately 'come across' the dead creature and retrieve it as your property.
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Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

How about ornaments on the wall, like the flying ducks (or whatever they were) that people had on their walls in the 50s? Your bunnies & badgers and whatnot would already be flat. Thumbs Up

Or make them into hot water bottles or teacozies. Doorstoppers would be another good one, although you'd need to fill them with cement. Thinking

Damn you, look what you've done! Laughing

st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

he,he,he,he i need not say more. Laughing

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Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

Garden ornaments!
Stuff foxes and put them in strategic places around the garden to warn off cats from using your place as a toilet...!
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Paivi · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

Ooh, I feel another "101 uses..." book coming up!