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frankiebhoy
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 15 Nov 2006    Post subject: help i think im going crazy..... Reply with quote

... just finished reading robert rankins latest book, and he raises a question thats bothering me now about chickens.

Your avergae KFC must go through around 500 chickens a day, there must be at least 1000 maybe more kfc`s in the uk. thats 50,000 chickens a day, and thats only kfc, you also have mcdonalds, burger king, asda, tesco, etc...

so where do all these chickens come from?? because at that rate around 1/4 of the earths surface should be chicken farms and a stud rooster shaggin like a rampant rabbit all day!!

i think we are eating cloned chickens!!
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 15 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not far from it. Genetically altered chickens that reach kill weight in 2 months.
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frankiebhoy
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 15 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

he he knew you would understand me shaggy!!
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 15 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dejavu!

I remember talking about this with some friends a while back. We worked out that we kill a ridiculous amount of chickens every day! I can't remember what it was or how the hell we worked it out.

But damn, we talk some stupid shite sometimes. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 15 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was wrong, it's 42 days, apparently.

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THE LIFE OF A CHICKEN

BROILER chickens are hatched in giant incubators at hatcheries across Britain.

At a day old the chicks are stuffed into crates and taken to windowless rearing sheds.

Each chicken may have little more space than the size of an A4 sheet of paper.

For the first two weeks the chicks are kept warm using industrial heat lamps.

At three weeks they are half the size of an adult bird - growth that should take twice as long.

At 42 days old the birds are taken to a slaughterhouse.

They are hung upside down, then stunned with an electric shock and their throats cut.

Some are then put in boiling water to help remove feathers - and then the carcass is sent to restaurants.


5 years ago, there was talk of cloning - might be in place now :-

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg17123040.300-clone-farm.html
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 15 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

aslong as it still tastes the same Thumbs Up
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Mary Jane
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PostPosted: 00:57 - 16 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

ugh... thanks.


Think I'll go vegetarian now... ugh.
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 16 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought a lot of our chicken came from thailand, dont know where I acquired that interesting opinion .
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 16 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You really think its 100% chicken? It's processed shite, probably around a 5th of it is real chicken, but sod it I enjoy it anyway.
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