Hmm what the fuck?

[-Savage-]

erm last night while we both were VERY drunk, my GF was giving me head, she slowly moved down and started sucking my balls, ok i thaught, she aint done that before, feels good, let her work away. but then....she started to lick my asshole....

now its not that i have anything against it, and to be honest it felt kinda nice, but then she tried to stick her finger in it....and that was plain sore,,, i gently avoided any awkwardness by grabbing her by the hair and firmly reattaching her to my "Joystick", but i mean hell,, how do i french kiss her now with out thinking of where her tounges been.

also, she says im the 1st person she did that to, but how do i know her tounge aint been in her previous fellas ass!



erm yea, any help anyone?

not expecting any, but at least ul get a laugh, this forum needs a bit more humor.
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[Whosthedaddy]

Its the gentle art of rimming, and I aint going to let her do that

Maybe you should get your, back, sack and crack waxed for her pleasure
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[stinkwheel]

Well, on the plus side, you can take it as given she does not consider that particular opening is 'off limits'.

If you are lucky, she may be open to a little give and take in that area. Not to be sniffed at. *Fnar, fnar.*

[yambabe]

[tokarev]

Maybe she just likes the taste of shit.

[nick606]

may i suggest https://www.pfizerch.com/brand.aspx?id=298 for the ladie




sorry but it had to be done

[Arfdog]

What you moaning about, grab her by the ears and pull!
The deeper the tongue, the harder you come!

Mind you, if she took it upon herself to go there and you DON'T happen to have a waxed sack 'n crack, she must be a perve.. Which is perfectly fine, as long as you are sure of her history (or more accurately lack thereof). Take her by the hand and guide her through many wonderful pastures of kinky sexual expl(ora/oitat)ion!

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, unless it's with your brown eye.

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[st3v3]

ha ha ha ha sorry, but couldn't help it, sorry ,ok, let her know haw you feel, telling us over t'net, aint gonna get you or her anywhere in the relationship.....
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[Mudskipper]

Aha, I reckon she's been reading one of them Cosmo-type articles about pleasuring you boys!

If it feels nice, let her carry on ffs, just don't tell your mates down the pub

As has been said, at least she aint a prude!

Anyway, I bet you all love having your hoops tickled really

Mudskipper
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[McJamweasel]

Buy her some KY Jelly for Xmas.
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[Handsome]

Let me get this right...

Your Missus Sucked your cock then your Balls then Licked your Arsehole then Slipped a Finger in.....

Nope still can't see where the Problem is with that Sentance.....

Grab her Ears FTW.....
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[Whosthedaddy]

[Handsome]

LOL...
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[-Savage-]

HAHAHAHAHAHA verry good man, very good PMSL
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[feef]

oh ffs.. can you younguns not do ANYTHING without having to consult auntie BCF first?

Just go with the flow.. if you don't like it, tell her.. if you're curious about it, talk to her about it and experiment...

just enjoy life and stop worrying about it.. who cares if she's done it before.. I'd be more concerned if she's Lying about having done it, than whether or not she has actually done it. If she's lying about that, what else is she lying about.

Just chill out, give her a good seeing to, relax and enjoy life

a
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[Whosthedaddy]

[Finglonga]

1)..Change your username to Scatman

2)..Shiyte in her mouth, she knows where she stands then.

...JEEBUS!!!!.....I must lay off the spirits before posting such crap!
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[feef]

[Handsome]

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[lozzypop1]

FFS just try it... if you don't like it don't do it again! (and that goes for all aspects of sex)
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[JonB]

British Prudence prevails once again. I bet you hate the thought of it cause you think you might be perceived as "gay". Think yourself lucky that you have a girl who is willing to experiment.
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[-Savage-]

not really apreciating all the in what was posted here for a bit of fun, im not actually unable to perform daily functions without consultation from you lot, lol, it was a lighthearted story i found a bit strange, and i posted it to try and cheer you glum bstards up a bit lol, but as i can see your all in the chrimbo blues.

ps i dont have british prudness, im irish lol
and its not the gay ness, its the fact her tounge was in my bum...(never thaught id say that in my life lol)
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[Mudskipper]

SavageKymco, I did wonder why all the , I took it as a lighthearted post, you're right there need to be more!

It did cheer me up

Mudskipper
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