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MementoMori
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: A question about poo. Reply with quote

Lately I've been eating lots of Oreos. Like, going through two packs a day.

My poo has now turned Oreo biscuit colour. Do you think this might be why? I thought stuff like that only worked with urine. Or does near-black poo mean a shit diet?

Hope you can help. I'm eating custard creams to try and balance it out.
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sometimes it means old blood in your stool but as you seem to have linked it to your diet that seems likely too Smile
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes it will be the cause. To check stop eating so much rubbish Rolling Eyes , it should then turn back to a 'normal' colour.
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you drink lots of guiness your poo will turn black Very Happy Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:48 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

We do actually have a 'log burner'. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can i find any shop that sells Oreos? Can i hell!!!
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get black poo from my iron tablets, do oeros have alot of iron?
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try eating a variety of crayons untill you get the right blend for the poo colour of your choice. Works wonders for me
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 22 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
I get black poo from my iron tablets, do oeros have alot of iron?


no just chemicals and additives, like most American food Wink

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PostPosted: 13:09 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I laid off on the Oreos since I started this thread and it's still black. Confused
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

MementoMori wrote:
I laid off on the Oreos since I started this thread and it's still black. Confused


Sounds like you are passing a higher than average quantity of Iron. You taking any supplements with Iron in them?

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PostPosted: 14:47 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

queen of string wrote:
Sometimes it means old blood in your stool but as you seem to have linked it to your diet that seems likely too Smile


Malena, or blood in the shat is something that should invesigated now! Anyone that has been on the wards when someone is shitting blood will know the very distinctive smell. It permiates clothing and lingers for hours, you can litterally taste it Thumbs Down

The colour and 'texture' off the poo is a reflection of the diet.
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PostPosted: 15:56 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for reminding me of that whose the daddy, I think I had managed to supress it in my memory after all the years away from nursing but you just brought it all back eurgh!
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think it's anything serious like blood... nothing hurts and my main diet recently has consisted of mashed potato and toast which as far as i'm aware doesn't have too much iron in, and I don't take any supplements of any kind.

It's not stinky poo either, just extremely dark.

Oh no wait a sec!

I have lately been drinking these Up & Go cartons which are liquid breakfast things but I drink them all the time. There's no mention of iron though, just alot of ingredients I'm unfamiliar with.

They're high in protein but I don't think this would make a difference?

Said stools come quite infrequently though. Hmm.
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

But females never poo!
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

to be honest, potato, toast and breakfast drinks doesn't sound like a very healthy diet, you aren't going to get any amino acids from that (maybe a few), you need to eat fruit and veg for them, your body doesn't function properly without them, considering it can't make proteins without them,

could just be your bodies way of telling you to eat better?
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
Shocked

But females never poo!


It does spoil the sweet and innocent image after walking into the loo after the wifes just dropped a load.
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Icey wrote:
If you drink lots of guiness your poo will turn black Very Happy Shocked


too much crispy seaweed from the chinese does that too! Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 24 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you eat lots of red liquorice laces your poo turns red Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 25 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzuki wrote:
If you eat lots of red liquorice laces your poo turns red Laughing


Lol, so if you ate loads of red ligourice AND sweetcorn... would you get a turd that looked like mr blobby?

It would work on so many levels.
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 25 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Suzuki wrote:
If you eat lots of red liquorice laces your poo turns red Laughing


Lol, so if you ate loads of red ligourice AND sweetcorn... would you get a turd that looked like mr blobby?

It would work on so many levels.


I intend to find out.

post you with the result.
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 25 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

MementoMori wrote:
We do actually have a 'log burner'. Laughing


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PostPosted: 15:20 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

My puppy had carrots and peas the other day

Just proves she doesn't chew her food.. big chunks and whole peas...

poor lil mite not used to being fed.

When we give our dogs bones to chomp on they have white poos Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:41 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it's as dark as you claim it is, then it might be worthy to go on

www.ratemypoo.com

dunno if the site still exists though....
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