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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 15 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

jonboy22 wrote:
If it's as dark as you claim it is, then it might be worthy to go on

www.ratemypoo.com

dunno if the site still exists though....


Yes it does, check out this little beauty:

https://216.218.248.240/datastore/fa/2c/b/fa2c94b9145fd29d8ea801b8c3408b6d.jpg
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PostPosted: 00:49 - 16 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having partially digested blood in your poo is a sign of a peptic ulcer, but it should be noticeable. I wouldn't worry about the dark poo thing though, it's probably the Oreos and the transit of stuff from end to end is anything from 10 hours to 10 days. At least you're not shitting like you've got a firehose full of gravy.
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PostPosted: 00:57 - 16 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Self Diagnosis Wink

I'd imagine it stems from a shite diet though (excuse the pun) Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:32 - 16 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grape juice/pop/gatorade etc turns your shite green Thumbs Up Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 01:52 - 16 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Red wine makes your poo go black.
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PostPosted: 02:56 - 16 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Red wine makes your poo go black.


That would explain a lot! Laughing Shifty
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PostPosted: 04:32 - 16 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

So do skittles make it the colour of the rainbow?Shifty
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 16 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
Grape juice/pop/gatorade etc turns your shite green Thumbs Up Mr. Green


Kool Aid makes special poo
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 16 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well you've all seen the yellow baby poo created from having a diet almost exclusively of milk.

A poo colour for every day of the week. Wink
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tasty thread Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chillies make you shit your pants... Its probably not a fart, so dont push Laughing (Depending on where you got the curry, your poo may change colour!) Laughing

I had a mate who shit blood, was not good
he shit himself on his moped going to college and just turned around went home and called his doctor! lmao SML (shit myself laughing) He said it was the worst smell he had ever made!

He wont tell me what the doctor did to him.. But he told me that it invovled ice and a rubber glove, ermmm! That was due to an infection somewhere!

This post is just one big joke!
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