Council

Gixajane · Trackday Trickster Joined: 27 Nov 2006 Karma :

A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?"
"Yes," he says "I was in the army for three years and served in Iraq."
The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment"

and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes 100%... a

mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00
AM."
The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM.
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?"
"This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two
hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that for that."

GJ

JodieWodie · Reflective Banana Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

Haha... nice one Thumbs Up

Sums my job up to a tee Laughing

( I don't have balls either, and I start work til about 9.30-10, so it is TRUE ) Exclamation

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