trapped wind

[dransy]

how the feck do you get rid of it cos it hurts like a mother fucker
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[Sparks!]

eat the left over sprouts.
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[fenton]

sit on the toilet for like half an hour and let nature take its course

[Whosthedaddy]

[strag]

Butt plug, in and out then Parp.
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[MouseDog]

Drink some cheap gassy cooldrink and burp your heart out, it always helps for me
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[Trixie]

Remegel Windeze tablets...or lie on your belly!
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[Kiss_My_Rs]

As said be proud of them. Dont forget to stick the misses head under the covers lol
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[michael j]

Get your mummy to pick you up, put you over her shoulder and pat your back( Not too hard though!).
HTH
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[TheShaggyDA]

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[Handsome]

Hold your nose and squeeze a fart.....
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[palmer]

get up and do something. worst thing is to just sit around and squirm.

[st3v3]

[tokarev]

I am pretty sure eating bananas causes you to have a lot of farts. Well, they do for me.

Give it a try, it should allow the farts to fly out with ease.

I also hope you still have not got the trapped wind problem, because if you have, then I would expect spontaneous human combustion to happen at any second.

[Rob-B]

Have a shit

[Delbwoy]

Dr Pepper. Works every time.
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[mazz]

Get a balloon and blow it up, in hospitals that is used to help constipated children so I recon it might work for trapped wind in adults?

[Dragonfly]

Stand up stright with your hands in the air and bend down keeping your legs streight. Its pushes the wind through the intestines

Edit: repeat about 10 times, up and down. etc should clear it up.
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[tokarev]

Yeah, but do it when nobody is around or they will just burst out with laughter. Or even worse they will film you doing it and play it when your friends come round.

[Whosthedaddy]

What about 'pull my finger'?

That always works
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[Whosthedaddy]

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