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PostPosted: 11:57 - 15 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

God, I want to violate that woman with a rusty tent peg.
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 15 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god i hate that woman so much Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 15 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try a laxative suppository if nothing else works, that'll certainly empty you out, if it's not working then it means your sticking it in the wrong end.....
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 15 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO no no laxitives are a cure for a cough, you be to afraid to cough Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 15 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: trapped wind Reply with quote

dransy wrote:
how the feck do you get rid of it cos it hurts like a mother fucker


Just don't come and stand next to me like the person in our office who had a similar problem earlier today did!
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 15 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 15 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know that all she eats for dinner is a stick of celery. If she tried to fart she would probably die.
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