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Wafer_Thin_Ham
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
Do a shit in his draw, that will sort him out.


ANd if it doesn't it will at least cover his smell. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
michael j wrote:
The Army method used to be:
All the lads in the block would grab'smelly', strip him, throw him into an empty bath, cover him with Vim etc and scrub him with bass brooms.
You may want to consult with your manager before attempting this. I think there may be some H&S issues....
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You forgot to mention the turds and urine in the bath.

Oh and the use of a stiff broom to do the scrubbing.

Nearly went to jail for that one, but he did start washing on a regular basis Wink
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
I use one for sensitive skin as i have eczma

Quite cheap and smells nice but not tarty

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Louise
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PostPosted: 09:45 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Remember I had the same problem? Not sure who said what but the smell has deffo gone.
Altho now, then ew head chef, hmmmm he stink of BO but its a weird stinking BO. Just dosnt smell normal Surprised
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PostPosted: 09:51 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is it me or does anti-perspirant not work on everyone????

I put it on and it doesn''t work. Confused
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
michael j wrote:
The Army method used to be:
All the lads in the block would grab'smelly', strip him, throw him into an empty bath, cover him with Vim etc and scrub him with bass brooms.
You may want to consult with your manager before attempting this. I think there may be some H&S issues....
HTH Thumbs Up


Mate you beat me to it there!

Im not going to beat around the bush, you stink. You either shower before coming into work, or the lads are coming round later to give you a regimental bath.
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Annabella
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
freestyler_onli wrote:
I put it on and it doesn''t work. Confused


Check what kind of anti-perspirant you are using. Check that it isn't a 'power-type' (the ones that leave white marks on your clothes if you dress after spraying) as these can block the pores and make the build up of sweat greater, therefore more smelly.*


*This is what my year group was told by our lesbian PE teacher, I have no idea if it is true or not, but do avoid powdery deoderants and never have a problem that being said, I am a fragrant lady so never sweat Wink
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steveh
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
i can sometimes get out of the bath/ shower and still smell slightly of sweat, perhaps is the heat i have my baths/showers on Very Happy i like them really hot.

tell your manager, let him sort it.

if you try to do anything yourself like placing deodorant on his desk and ikkle postie notes saying "wash your pits you stinking scrote." you may get yourself into trouble.
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Annabella wrote:
that being said, I am a fragrant lady so never sweat Wink


And choirs of angels sing when you fart, whilst the poop pixies spray rose water too?

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Annabella
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Exactly Shaggy!

Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have the same problem with my brother that lives with me. I had to pester him everyday to wash his cloths for 3 months cause i could not take the smell anymore, he so bad that the washing machine wont take the BO smell out of the cloths. The way my other half handled it was " jezz boy your stinking" simple. That made him wash his cloths. Yep it will be aukward but it will make them paranoid about their smell and make sure they dont smell. only way you can do it.
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