Kitkat

jay12329 · Dr. Evil Joined: 02 May 2003 Karma :

Why dont 2 finger kitkats taste as good as the 4 finger ones?
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Steve H · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Karma :

'Cos once you've eaten digit one, there's only its' partner left to look forward to. Consequently whilst eating finger numero uno your mental state is one of angst and disappointment due to the fact that you know that you're gonna be finished soon.

If you've got triplets left after finishing digit one then mentally you're gonna be uplifted and looking forward to eating finger numero uno's three yummy chocolate chums.

Scientists at Emoticon College have come up with the following formula to explain it...

kk=2< then mental state = Crying or Very sad

kk=>2 then mental state = Very Happy

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Whosthedaddy · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2005 Karma :

I believe thats it down to the tin foil to choclate ratio.
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TheShaggyDA · Repost Police Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

It's down to what the brain is saying when eating them :-

1. What's this? This is quite nice...
2. Yup, I really like this
3. Oh boy, there's more!
4. I think I did a little sex wee.

So whilst two is good, four is much better.
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PsychoHippy · Jammy Git Joined: 02 Jul 2002 Karma :

So why does chunky kit kat taste best of all?
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TheShaggyDA · Repost Police Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

Because they are like fat chicks and mopeds. Lots of fun, but you don't want your mates to see you with one.
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scoota bk · Scooby Slapper Joined: 16 Feb 2006 Karma :

I'm still waiting for them to make a 4 finger chunky Twisted Evil

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Ork12 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Karma :

Four finger chunky would just make the world seem a better place!

Kaben · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Karma :

Sadly, you just know that the people that stick their nose into everybodies life and decree whats allowed and whats not would say no to a 4-digit Chunky. On the grounds of it making kids Fat(*ter)

Bastards, I want a 4-digit Chunky. But not if its named Maria....... Sick

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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

I had some cream and caramel Rolo's today, thought about what mint ones would be like, or strawberry, when i was a young 'un(about 10), I wrote to nestle about making chocolate flavoured polos, (don't ask) I only live 5 mins away from the york factory/distribution centre, the smell of the goodies they make and particularly the sweet chocolate is gorgeous. Drooling

we used to smell it frequently, I'm hoping now summer's coming rund again, it will continue, if the stuff is still made there Twisted Evil

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mrchips · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Mar 2004 Karma :

Strangely I've always found the original twin Kit Kat to be much tastier than the Chunky.
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Louise · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 May 2006 Karma :

Your taste buds get used to the flavour, so after the 2nd finger its telling you to stop ya greedy bugger Laughing

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TheShaggyDA · Repost Police Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

A tip to the travellers - don't make the mistake of thinking that American KitKats are the same as ours. They look the same, packaged the same, but taste of what Americans think chocolate is. American chocolate sucks the big one.
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Dusty · King of the Rim Joined: 25 Mar 2003 Karma :

Afaik nestle suck as far as being a 'moral' company goes (possibly even more than Cadbury's).. but they did redeem themselves some in my eyes with the caramel chunky.

Never been able to eat normal Kitkats since school when the poorly designed wrappers always resulted in them ending up soggy from my sandwiches. Damp wafer = Sick

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mazz · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 May 2006 Karma :

Years ago while all the breast feeding campaigns were going on Nestle in their wisdom sent powdered milk out to third world countries for mothers to feed their babies, giving them even less chance of living than they had previously...I therefore don't eat nestle Sad

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lozzypop1 · Certified MILF! Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Karma :

Forgot...

Although chunky Kit-Kats are clearly superior, there's something satisfying about eating classic sized ones, maybe its the layer thing... you know, the ends, the chocolate, the layers, mmmmm!
(Likes eating in layers)
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