Interesting Evening

[TheDonUK]

Hi all,

My internet has been down for a day or two, so this happened on saturday evening/night...

Would like to share my crazy evening with you...:

First of all, i quit my job at pizza hut. You need danger pay for that...

I went home, and then decided to go out for a late night blast, many miles and stories later i am here...

I will just have to list the events because i am too wired to do it any other way:

1: Riding through Highbury/Islington ish, there was a clapped out white van, with its petrol flap open, the lights go green they pull off (3 pikey looking guys), i pull along side and tell them (through their open window) about the fuel cap, at this point the passenger jumps up and is hanging out the window like a monkey trying to hit it closed. I ask them if they want some help, and tell them to stay straight. My offensive/defensive kicking while riding must have improved i got the flap shut with one swift kick, much to the amusement and quite frankly giddy excitement of the guys in the van, i left them with a wave and a ::.

2: On my way back home, i stopped for petrol, as i pulled in so did a traffic police car, with 3 little piggies on board. (I may or may not have been high, but i will continue on the purely fictional assumption that i was so), Im thinking i was just battering it down the dual carriageway before i pulled into the petrol station, are they gonna pull me... But i played it cool, a real reserviour doggs moment (the story when tim roth is in the train station toilet with a gym bag full of weed), i thought fuckit. Filled up, walked in right up next to the piglet, as we both decided which ginsters to get , im thinking to myself this guy must have the munchies too, because we both took a little while in choosing.
I get in the queue, which is rather long at this point, and i see the attendant is faffing around taking ages with people, while the police get serviced by someone who appeard out the back. All the cashiers are visibly nervous and sweating. So much so that they are fucking up debit card authorizations and rushing to the back to get what appear to be tissues to wipe the sweat from the forrids. Meanwhile, one of the motly trio manage somehow to set of an alarm by the now locked booze shelf, then with famous bad comic timing the other one pipes up to the whole shop "Put down the bottle!!!". I just looked at the guy infront of me and shared a little look, the kind when you both know that you are laughing AT someone not with them...
After more faffing i get served and take myself and my ginsters to the bike, and sit there on the empty forecort munching the sausage roll, watch the police leave and see the attendants all smiling with each other, that "oh shit, that was close" smile.

3: I also managed to beat a personal best "circuit" time near where i live, i usually never make this particular last set of lights after a fast underpass, tonight i made it, and not just that, but i was in the zone, anticipating everything, had about 5-6 people pull out on me or appear from side roads, was one of those when you are braking HARD or taking avoiding action but you still have the time to lift your visor or wag a finger at them because you KNOW you are gonna make it.

[0ddball]

You appear to have missed out the interesting bit.

[bazza]

[palmer]

i didnt think it was a bad read

[Suzuki]

I want to know if the cashiers were actually hiding something and nervous, or if you're just a paranoid stoner!

And yes, do expand on your sausage moment. I think that part lacked the necessary detail to make your story worthwhile.
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[Gazdaman]

What flavour was the ginsters?

And I think you've smoked too much weed. KTHX.

Gaz

[Sephiroth]

I'm starving reading about that Ginsters...

Roll on 4:15!

[TheDonUK]

Yea sorry there was a number of other things that happened that evening, when i got back my internet was down and i have only been able to post today so alot of it has been forgotten... smokin eh, go figure ...

Either that or it was alot more interesting in my head .

As for the Ginsters moment, as i have decided to go in the petrol station i thought to myself, you cant skulk around the back, that would look even more suspicious, so i have walked right up next to the coppa standing looking at the ginsters, we both stood there for a while (maybe 40 seconds or so), i thought about getting a cornish pastie, but instead decided that you cant go far wrong with a sausage roll, He must have had the same idea because he took 4 of them... and he dident look like the kind of fellow that shares either ;P.

Oh well this post could have been gold if i could remember any of the other specifics...

::shrug::

[st3v3]

Nice read Don, i do like to read about blasts such as that..since my bike is off road..

cheers and more info on the Ginsters
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[dainesefreak]

[Sephiroth]

[Rookie]

Ginsters

I'd rather eat a fresh dog coil than those gristle-in-pastry scrotum sausages. You were far too stoned to be riding.

[Sephiroth]

[DEN MONKEY]

When you tell a story you always need to end it with "oh and i found 20 bucks" that way if no one likes ya story it still seems interesting or that there was some point to it.

Personally I liked it...well the parts I understood anyway



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[Paivi]

[brooky]

[TheDonUK]

Honestly i don't know what was going on in that shop, the police had not stopped for petrol, and the guy that served them came from a backroom,

If i were to take a complete guess, it would be that they receive special police "discount" in return for looking the other way for who knows what...

Either way the guys looked noticeably calmer once the bacon left, as i sat in the forecourt for a good 2-3 mins eating my ginsters i had a perfect view of them doing what can only be described as breathing a sigh of relief almost to the point of hugs all round...
As i say i have no idea what over. Maybe traffic police go more vigarously after people who nick petrol there? A La "Protection in return for Ginsters" who knows.. Maybe they were illegal workers and they thought the traffic police were immigration...their English was bad enough.

Either way i saw no money or payment being handed over to the guy that appeared...

The thing that struck me was how visibly nervous they all were, in contrast to when the police left... One of those moments when you know you have seen something, but you dont quite know what it is you have seen.

[scoota bk]

I reckon the 2 forecourt attendants had taken the REAL guys hostage and were just pocketing all the cash from this busy filling station. They let the copper have the sausage rolls for free to try and get them out of there ASAP before they caught onto the screams coming from the stockroom


If I were you I'd get down to your local cop shop and report this

[TheDonUK]

I want no part of it , just thought it was interesting enough for a post...

[Luke_Retrofly]

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