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PostPosted: 21:22 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: I have a plant in my garden... Reply with quote
...that maybe shouldn't be there. Or even worse, it's in my parent's garden and there's two of them.

I looked out of the window and there they were - two tall spindly things, no use to anyone.

When I threw the seeds down there I never thought they would actually grow into anything.

Time for a bit of gardening.
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phantomtek
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: I have a plant in my garden... Reply with quote
Joe wrote:
...that maybe shouldn't be there. Or even worse, it's in my parent's garden and there's two of them.

I looked out of the window and there they were - two tall spindly things, no use to anyone.

When I threw the seeds down there I never thought they would actually grow into anything.

Time for a bit of gardening.


Wait a few weeks, then climb it and slay the giant.

Should be good for a weekend out, and don't go trading your cow for any of those 'seeds' again.
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TomR6
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sounds like an excuse to borrow a chainsaw. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Had one of these growin in Dad's garden a few years back. Nobody knew what it was, certainly not Dad - he just left it grow. Think it must've come from the birdseed or summat. Massive thing it was, about a metre high or more, and it stunk like buggery.

Chopped off a load and gave it to a chum who was off to Glad'bury in a few weeks. She put it in the airing cupboard to dry out, and her mum thought they'd got rats because of the smell.

When Dad eventually found out what it was, he dug it up and burnt the roots. As I recall it, he was out there for quite some time...

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PostPosted: 22:45 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: I have a plant in my garden... Reply with quote
Joe wrote:
...that maybe shouldn't be there. Or even worse, it's in my parent's garden and there's two of them.

I looked out of the window and there they were - two tall spindly things, no use to anyone.

When I threw the seeds down there I never thought they would actually grow into anything.

Time for a bit of gardening.


You'd still need a UV Lamp anyway Joe... Wink
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: I have a plant in my garden... Reply with quote
Sounds like hassle! I could pop round and sort it for you, no fee like Wink.
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: I have a plant in my garden... Reply with quote
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You'd still need a UV Lamp anyway Joe... Wink


A common misconception. G, there's nothing on them - they're far too stretched as they're in a shady part and they look male anyway.
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hence the Wink... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: I have a plant in my garden... Reply with quote
Joe wrote:
...that maybe shouldn't be there..


Triffids? Eh? Confused
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 28 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: I have a plant in my garden... Reply with quote
Adam_P wrote:
Triffids? Eh? Confused


Well I have gone blind but I put that down to massive amount of masturbation.
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