Peter Andre and Jordans album reviews

[UrbanRacer]

I was just reading the sun on-line and they have a feature about pete the poof and big boob's album that was released at xmas .

Here is the top ten reviews of it from users of Amazon - a bit tongue in cheek me thinks Laughing

1. I would suggest the US and UK withdraw their troops from Iraq and Afghanistan and drop millions of copies of this CD over the Middle East instead. Problems in that region will cease immediately and love will prevail, leaving us truly, with A Whole New World.

2. If you love you wife or child, if you believe that there is a God, or if you strive for world peace and the end to global warming, then you MUST buy this album!

3. I literally retched I was so overcome.

4. My wife bought A Whole New World by Peter Andre and the Jordans. The second she put it on, I was transported to a world of colour and the sounds of angels. I could see, I could hear. Tears rolled down my face as I saw my wife's face for the first time.

5. My cat was dead and now it is alive.

6. Listening to this CD has made me the man I am today.

7. There have been many turning points in the history of Western music... it has often been said for instance that after the first performance of Beethoven's Third Symphony, music was never the same again. The release of this album is an event of similar gravity I feel.

8. I almost lost the feeling in my legs.

9. I never thought that I would come across an album of sublime music that might make me take the Hoff off permanent loop on my iPod but the incalculable genius of this record has made me seriously reconsider my lifelong devotion to the incandescent musical Messiahdom of David Hasselhoff.

10. Tears of pure JOY were running down my face.

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