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ColdInsomnia
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Strangest thing you've ever seen whilst riding? Reply with quote

I was on the commute back from Uni the other day and whilst driving along the A470 towards cardiff I was overtaking an old fiesta. It was white, old, dirty, and the rear seats had been removed.

In the back there was this guy crouching in the boot of the fiesta (he had room to since there were no seats), and he was just sat there freestyling out the rear window of the car!

It was the most bizzare thing I had ever seen, he was staring at me whilst he was doing it with the biggest smile on his face you can imagine, sat there, rapping away, he was obviously high on something.

I laughed so hard I was getting worried I would lose control of the bike.
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

lad squished in the back of a car with a ped)rear seats were down), which was partially dismantled.. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

nothing much, on the B660 rounding a bend, landy with flashing hazards, followed by a steam engine
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PostPosted: 15:24 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

saw some twat in a nova hanging out of the rear passenger window with his knob out. (knob)
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

riding through a chemical spill on the A2 before the cleanup team got there!

You had no idea why strange it is riding along a luminous green motorway with pig cars either side of you! (my tyres were stained green for ages!)
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you now glow in the dark? Smile
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheShaggyDA wrote:
Do you now glow in the dark? Smile


LOL no but i can set fire to bushes with my piss! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was doing my bike lessons I had a chainsaw thrown infront of me Shocked. This guy was cutting down some bushes for the houses that were built about 4 foot higher than the footpath/road so he was basically standing on a 4 foot wall with his back to the road, cutting down some branches that were a foot higher than him so he was stretching as high as he could to cut them with the chainsaw above his head. He must have slipped or something, and rather than being cut in half he decided to throw it behind him, where I was going Laughing. Bit of a weird experience to say the least.
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PostPosted: 16:45 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of my favourites was a guy I saw in a Mondeo estate. He had a ladder in the back which was over the drivers seat and he had his head between the rungs - no heavy braking for him!!
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

davidimurray wrote:
One of my favourites was a guy I saw in a Mondeo estate. He had a ladder in the back which was over the drivers seat and he had his head between the rungs - no heavy braking for him!!


I just spilled lager all over my armchair, that is priceless, I can picture it now! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Myself in the mirror...

when i had mirrors.
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funniest thing i've seen has to be a rattly old fiesta on it's arse thanks to 3 fat bastards in it. The 2 passengers were on the left of the vehicle, and were holding a ladder down to the roof, each with an arm out of the window. A tight right-hander would have been fucking funny!

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PostPosted: 18:07 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 large people on a scooter heading into manchester, (they looked like mods) flat out screaming the tits off the thing on the m60 or m56

not a patch on a chainsaw being thrown at you but hay ho,
what did your instructor say?
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just shrugged and laughed it off. None of us could really believe it Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

some crazy man when i was at a junction.. i looked up the hill and saw some man jumping about/ doing some crazy dance so i go to investigate and the man looks like hes going to step out in front of me so i slow down and the man steps back taps his head twice and then points at me (as if to say think) with some crazy look on his face as if he wants to kill me Confused
that was today
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

saw an old man on a very old c90 with an open face helmet....smoking away on a pipe!!!! I wrote into MCN and they printed my letter Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was coming back from a bike holiday in Scotland and encountered a rather long traffic jam in the middle of no where. Filter to the front of it laughing my head off hehehehe, must have been 2 miles long. But got to the front and went throught the temp traffic light for some road works. Looked over to the right to see Jimmy Savil (spelling?) waving at traffic from the road works...... quite strange considering there is nothing around for miles!

Also while I was going to the pub in my mates car, we say a small car rammed full of huge black men...... and a little old white lady sitting in the middle of them. Didn't really know what to think but it looks funny as anything.
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PostPosted: 18:42 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

nick606 wrote:
some crazy man when i was a junction..


I've never met someone who used to be a road junction before Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Strangest situation I've been in is on my pass plus in my (car) driving test I was overtaken by a hirst on the motorway. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Project9928 wrote:
nick606 wrote:
some crazy man when i was a junction..


I've never met someone who used to be a road junction before Laughing


quite a easy job really.....

i should really proof read things like my teaches told me to back when i was in school Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

A woman peeing next to her car with the car door open to protect her from vehicles passing on the left, I was approaching from the right and could see the full moon, gave her a hoot.. she looked so surpised.

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PostPosted: 20:55 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mark83 wrote:
I was overtaken by a hirst on the motorway. Mr. Green


Was it the cow or the shark?

Strangest one I've seen was taxi driver dressed as Santa Claus driving a black Hack just before xmas.
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw a biker (think it was a Bandit but couldn't be sure) who was dressed as Santa Claus and had his bike dressed as a reindeer just before Christmas.
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

When in italy i saw an old bloke on a C70 Honda with is dog running by the side of him, and the lead wrapped around the handle bar.

Funnily enough it was about 1KM outside of Borgo Panigale where the Duke factory is based (thats what i went to Italy for)
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

an ash tray on a motorbike !
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